For Christmas break my friend and I drove from California to Colorado in the span of 2 days along with my dog Charlie. On the morning that we were leaving, I made some cookies, (the pre-made Pillsbury ones that are already decorated), and put them in the middle seat while Charlie sat up front. I had to drop something off at the UPS store before leaving and it was taking longer... Read More »
#1. Walked up to my car and pissed on my tire #2. Ate 15 pieces of gum out of my brand new gum pack #3. Ate 7 of my thongs #4. Started to play my guitar and as soon as I strummed a note he got up and left the room. #5. I told him he smelled like a sock, he then bitch-slapped me.