Pranks

The best pranks are the ones that you can gloat about for years.

Pranks
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Cannibalism Prank Call Fail

This one didn't go exactly how I wanted, but I thought I'd share it anyway. Don't worry, some incredible pranks are on their way!

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"Can I Order a SneezeBurger?" - Trolling McDonalds

Why is it that they will only sneeze on our food when we don't want them to, but if we request it they refuse? What if I kept requesting it until they got annoyed? What would they do then?

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Nigerian Scammer Owned - Prank Call

I got several requests to prank call one of those Nigerian-style scammers, so here you go! (subtitles available by clicking the YouTube closed caption button at the bottom right)

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Special Request

In high school, where I'm from, school dances always include a "day activity" and "night activity," in addition to dinner and the dance. So, for my senior prom, we decided to do it luxurious, and we took our dates for massages as a day activity. Our group was our closest group of 6 friends. One other guy and myself went into the place a couple weeks before to schedule the massages.... Read More » At one point, we were asked which gender of masseuse we wanted, so we scheduled a woman for everyone... except our loudest, proudest, "manliest" friend, who we specifically assigned the largest man they had to massage him. He arrived last, leading to a perfect moment of everyone else sitting in the waiting room and watching as he walked out of his massage: his facial expression and lingering awkwardness the rest of the night alone made it the best dance ever.

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Child Told Raw Egg Is Candy

Cruelty to children is the same in every language.

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"Do You Do Drugs?" Telemarketer Prank Call

This time I let my "attorney" deal with the pesky telemarketer

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"Hair Loss???" I'm Running from the Cops!!!

This telemarketer totally deserved to get trolled. No regrets.

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Gangsta Telemarketer Prank

Nothing like soliciting a telemarketer's advice on good old fashioned thuggery!

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Prank Call on NASA - Sending My Kid Into Space

Before launching my kid to space for his "science project", I call the folks at NASA just to make sure I'm doing everything right.

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Reverse Trick-or-Treating

This Halloween, it's time to give back.

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1500 balloons in one room

We put 1500 balloons in our buddy's room.

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Telemarketer Prank: "Witness Protection" plus Bonus Prank

Listen as I put a telemarketer on the spot when I tell them I'm in the witness protection program!

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