Pranks

Some seniors at my school decided to release four chickens in the school. The were each labeled 1, 2, 3, and 5. They staff spent all day looking for chicken #4, but there wasn't one.

Every year, around the holidays, I pull a prank on some poor unfortunate soul at our local outlet mall. First, I'll get a box that will hold a generous amount of horse crap that I get from my own horses. Next, I find some very festive wrapping paper and a bright bow, and wrap the box like a present. Now, people are dirty rotten thieves at this mall. You can't leave anything unattended.... Read More » I leave the 'present' on the hood of some empty car in the parking lot, and watch from a safe distance. Often, someone will casually steal the present off of the car, and walk away. Surprise, bitch!

I was really good friends with this guy, S, and casually acquainted with his girlfriend, D. Things were pretty serious between them... until she cheated on him. Multiple times, over several months, with several people. When he found out about it, she mocked him for not knowing sooner. Needless to say, he was devastated. He's a very nice person and was going to just leave... Read More » her and let it go at that, but not me. I bided my time for a while until I heard that she had gotten into a relationship with one of the guys she cheated on him with and was planning on taking a summer trip to Europe. With the help of her housemate, who was in on this, I went into her room and rubbed a mix of itching powder and fine scouring crystals into all her panties. Soon, I hear from the housemate that she'd gotten a seriously awful rash all over her ass and snatch (she was too dumb to figure it out) and had been screaming at her new boyfriend over the phone that he had given her an STD. She had a total hissy breakdown over it, went for a whole barrage of tests, broke up with him, and missed the trip. I could have done worse, you whore. You got off easy. Don't fuck with my friend... oh my bad, he's my fiance now.

My 8th grade science teacher, Mr. Drake, was among the coolest guys I've ever known. He spent half the class telling stories from college or elsewhere, and every other Friday we got play Rock Band in his class. Toward the end of the year, he told us a story about what a "Chinese fire drill" was (switching seats in a car at a red light). My group of friends and I were seriously... Read More » seriously lacking in ideas for an 8th grade prank, so what we took a variation on this idea to piss off a bitchy substitute we had (in science class nevertheless). We sent out a bunch of texts to everyone in our grade to, at 938 precisely (cell phone time), at which point a designated person would yell out "Spanish Suevo!" (a codeword) and everyone would run around the room apeshit while changing seats. All 8th grade classes participated, but only our bitchy substitute sent anyone into the office. After questioning was done, I got a detention for being involved in planning it. My dad was so proud that my detention notice is on our refrigerator to this day.

Freeze Mentos inside ice cubes and put them in a glass of diet coke. Give it to your friend to drink. Wait from a safe distance until their drink explodes in their face. You're Welcome.

So one of my friends pranked her roommate by hiding these little pipe cleaners spiders all around the room. Sounds kinda goofy, but her roommate is seriously arachnophobic AND found the spiders when she was high. So, that was bad. For revenge, her roommate decided to hide the only thing my friend is afraid of. Unfortunately, she claims to be unafraid of anything...but she always... Read More » gets a little squirmy during sex scenes in movies/TV. So her roommate printed out the ugliest penises she could find and hid them EVERYWHERE. My friend is still finding dicks in her notebooks.

Whenever a jehova's witness comes to my door and asks if would like to let jesus into my house I proudly say "Well absolutly!" and when they try to come in I then say "But you can stay out here."

A trick my brother used to clear out a party where no one would go home...never seen the house empty so fast when he walked into the room in womens underwear and proudly announced "Im gay!"

I sent my brother a picture of the lovely roast dinner I'm having to taunt him. He replies "check your pictures." So I do. And I find a collection of photos on my phone of his big toe with a massive verruca on it touching various objects around my room. He's 30.