For cereal Collegehumor, what have you done to uPICK? It has pretty much died since you put it under the more section and also rough love just isn't the same as "dating it's complicated". I loved those articles and I miss them a whole lot. I want dating it's complicated articles back even if they're just on a random schedule and not weekly. Rabble, rabble, rabble angry face >:(
About half way through the book, I looked up the author to see if she was a teenager. I really did because the characters are out of a 16 year old's fantasy. The main male character is a billionaire (not a millionaire but a billionaire) who speaks fluent French, is basically a concert level pianist, is a fully trained pilot, is athletic, drop dead gorgeous, tall, built perfectly... Read More »
How the hell do you expect me to qualify for what's supposedly an entry-level job, when you put "5 years previous experience is required"? I'm fresh out of college with a Master's degree! What do you douches think that means? That I spent the last 6 years working on government projects dealing with the latest outbreak of the Marburg virus?! I have talked with family. I have talked... Read More »
At what point in time did it become OK for kids to run around and do whatever the fuck they want without anyone stopping them? They're greedy, selfish, arrogant and largely stupid. Running around yelling at the top of their lungs on a whim and the parent won't take a stand beyond calm suggestions of quieting down. I'm not saying to beat your kids regularly because that causes... Read More »
Why does EVERYONE use Instagram now? Your pictures arent cooler just because you put a filter on them to make them look like theyre from the seventies. We still dont want to see whoever youre hanging out with or what kind of beer you are drinking. No one cares! So stop acting like you're a photographer.
So I was with a friend in an accessory store and we saw an entire section devoted to fake glasses. I wear glasses because I need them to see and can't wear contacts due to a scar on my cornea. I would never say that glasses are enjoyable or a pleasure to wear. It astounds me that enough people would want fake glasses for a store to deem it necessary to devote an entire section... Read More »
I have never understood hipsters. Why would you stop liking something if it becomes popular? If you like something, shouldn't you be HAPPY when more people start enjoying it and sharing the love? If only you and a small group of people like something, that means it's either poorly advertised, a really small movement, and/or it's just plain s***.
Chimps are dicks. Anytime an environmentalist tells you humans are the only species that kills its own kind, they’re lying. Chimps do it all the time. Sometimes, they kill to overthrow the existing group leader. Other times, they kill and eat weak members of their society just because they can. In the animal kingdom, boredom is an acceptable justification for murder and cannibalism.... Read More »
So pretty much for the past two days my facebook feed has been nothing but posts of the softcore porn book fifty shades of grey. Apparently women will fucking read anything with hype and a love story. Even worse the main character has the same name as me meaning cougars and stupid ass young girl will be like "Oh your name is Christian like Christian Grey in fifty shades of im... Read More »
Everyone has an iPhone nowadays, and it seems that it's becoming the most popular. I don't really like them, and people will negate this post simply because I don't like them. Does it really matter that much? Who fucking likes Apple enough to change ALL of their equipment to Apple crap anyway?
I was at the mall the other day, trolling and hunting for the best sales as any broke college student does, and I saw something that blew my mind and sent me into a deep, inner rage. A girl, no older than fourteen (and weighed no more than 90 lbs soaking wet) dressed in lemon yellow cut-offs in which her microscopic ass was about to fell out. On top she wore a gray and black mess... Read More »
I'm so sick of people who complain about people who complain about being in the "friend zone." There seems to be some misconceptions about the friend zone and who gets put it in. Typically it seems that the woman puts the man in the friend zone and while that has been true for me many times, I have also put a few women there. There's another misconception the the "friend" only... Read More »
Albuquerque is hot as fuck. We're talking 90+ degrees most days during the summer. Even winters aren't bad. So, why the fuck does every single character in Breaking Bad wear long pants and a coat all the time, even outside? I would get a heat stroke if I did such a thing. I have watched it all, and have not seen a single person in shorts ONCE. That's some serious bullshit
Excuse me, but when did being an atheist start making you a genius by default? I'm not a religious person either but I don't think that it makes me a fucking genius. Oh, you know about Darwin's theory of evolution? So does most of the world! good job! So do I! That doesn't mean that you can talk down to me when I mention that I don't disregard the idea of a higher power all together.... Read More »
You are a roomate, not my fucking husband. We are not having sex. I owe you nothing. So why the hell would you assume that the food that I bought, prepared and cooked is for you?! And why do we have to have this conversation every fucking week?! Are you mentally retarded?! If I wasn't cooking your meals 2 months ago, why the hell would I start now? Go microwave your pathetic... Read More »
I feel bad for guys who think that being an atheist means I hate God. I don't believe in him, ergo I can't hate him. Whatever you're preconceived notion of what Atheism is about is wrong. I do not hate you or think you're stupid for believing in something bigger than everything else. I just don't think you are right. I blame the internet for this. With a lot of the "free-thinking"... Read More »