Rants

I can never tell if the comments on this website are the work of genius meta-trolls, or if everyone who leaves a comment is just too fucking stupid to get the joke.

If you want to get pregnant save that for marriage. NOT during High School or before marriage! Isn't that hard to understand?

Ok, America. I'm willing to let you spell colour without a u. I'm willing to let you call it "bangs" when we would say "a fringe". But math. Really? Why is it singular? In Britain, we get taught maths because there is more than one thing in it. Lots of love, Britain. (P.S: don't think I've forgotten about how you pronounce "aluminium" *shudder*)

Speaking only from personal experience, everyone I've met loves their mother tongue. Mine is obviously not english, but as a second language I pretty much adore it. It gives me a greater vocabulary through which I can express myself and alot of the things I love are in English. That is why it baffles me everytime I see the disrespect Americans have for their language! Where I... Read More » come from (And I am certain it is the same for many others, Including many Americans) speaking and writing correctly is an honor and when someone corrects you, you thank them for making you a little smarter or if you think they are wrong, you talk about it, get a 3rd or 4th opinion, but you do not rest untill you get it right! One thing is for sure there is nothing in my culture equivalent to "Grammer Nazi" the ONLY people who make spelling or grammer errors even on something as basic as a Facebook posts are people who suffer from dyslexia!! So please for the love of languages everywhere, take care of yours and in turn it will take care of you. Love, Rest of the world.

In my math class there is a small group of people who I really think TRY to interfere with my learning. I made the mistake of not paying attention in a previous math class and re-doing it. So, I'm actually trying to learn something. These people talk and talk and talk. The teacher moves them away from each other and they innocently complain that she (the teacher) is 'unfair'.... Read More » They talk back to the teacher constantly and obnoxiously yell at each other across the room. They also complain to me and other students that they don't ever learn anything in that class and that the teacher sucks; they haven't payed attention in class for more than 5 minutes at a time!!! They all really wonder why they're failing math, and are still trying to figure why I don't want to hear them bitch to me about them failing. Advice: not disrupting class everyday and paying attention may actually HELP you. Though, I doubt any of them understand the phrase 'paying attention'. Like, who does that these days right?

The so-called comedy 21 & Over is offensive. Not because it’s racist, sexist, homophobic and cruel, but because it’s racist, sexist, homophobic and cruel in a dull, monotonous way.

For cereal Collegehumor, what have you done to uPICK? It has pretty much died since you put it under the more section and also rough love just isn't the same as "dating it's complicated". I loved those articles and I miss them a whole lot. I want dating it's complicated articles back even if they're just on a random schedule and not weekly. Rabble, rabble, rabble angry face >:(

Don't you hate those posts out there that never die? You know, the ones that say "share this with 10 people, or your deepest prayers won't be answered!" Like god will actually determine if your prayer is worth something because you sent something manmade to someone else! Last I was told, a prayer that you make with god is one that is sacred in its privacy and should not be shouted... Read More » from the rooftops. It is completely different from salat, which signifies the submission to a higher will and the praising of said higher will. If I was really cynical, I'd call these posts a form of false worship. I'm not. They're just a tiresome pain on the ass and a waste of brainpower.

Aren't you all tired of hearing that?! Every time I light one up some a-hole just has to tell me how bad it is for me. Well you know what, "I KNOW!". Seriously is there anyone out there today who doesn't? Please show me that person so I can kill him and maybe get some peace and f'ing quite. No but seriously, if there are such people still out there it's called "Natural Selection",... Read More » let them be. Oh and the worst of the bunch are the "Ex-Smokers" those who come and tell you all about how the smoked for years and then stoped and how stupid you are for not doing the same. Well I used to be fat, so does that meen I can walk up to fat people and say "Yo, Fatty, drop that burger, that's bad for you!"? Thank you. Smokers everywhere.

Is it just me that gets annoyed as hell when someone starts their statement with "is it just me"? YES. You are the ONLY PERSON in the ENTIRE WORLD that feels that way! Aren't you a special snowflake! What's just as bad is "am I the only one"! Why is it annoying? Because it reeks of the need for validation. You're not looking for other people's opinions, you're looking for pats... Read More » on the back. It's the same bullshit as a girl posting an awesome picture of herself on facebook and saying she's ugly. Validation.

Is it just me, or do you guys get annoyed whenever someone brags about how they never need to solve for x or use any math in their lives? If you are one of those people, youre missing the point of high school and college. Schools are meant to show you a wide variety of human education in the hopes of you finding a certain subject youre interested in, and also to teach you stuff... Read More » so you arent completely stupid once you enter the real world. Some subjects might come in handy, some might not. I, for instance, am a physics major, so I have no reason to learn anymore English. However, I took years of english classes because i wouldnt be sure if i liked it or not if i only took one. If you aren't interested in math, and want to pursue a career in something that has no math (like law, music, english,....law) then thats fine. But dont act all self righteous because you dont need math. Other people absolutely require math. How the hell do you think we got a rover on Mars? By math. Math that couldnt be taught in one class, but over the course of many. Another point those people miss is what math really is. It's not there so you can make tons of money. It's there so we as a species can understand the world we live in. History is the same. You dont need it to be rich, but it's there so we can learn about ourselves and the universe. So basically, stop complaining about math. If you're bad at it, then that's fine. It doesnt mean that math is useless. Is it just me that thinks that? TL;DR Math is more important than you think, even if you hate it.

SO, to start, i currently reside in a five story dorm room for college (on the 5th floor). It is used as an apartment in the summer as well...not important. Now, one of my biggest pet peeves is when a group of people enter the elevator to go up ONE BLOODY FLOOR! Why the fuck are you taking the elevator ONE floor! Are you really that fraking lazy to take the stairs? Now, i have... Read More » a created some elevator etiquette people should follow (obviously you can do what you want but this is just considerate). 1. You should only go up (or down) one floor is you are carrying laundry, carrying food (like pizza or beer), or if you are moving in or out. 2. People going up 2 floors are fine but it's still 2 floors, its some decent exercise people. 3. Any other amount of floors up are fine but people should really get some exercise. After a long day of classes, it's a relief to take an elevator up 4 floors to my room and nap. Its the worst when some ass hat makes you stop one floor up. Just my rant.

Why would you put a rant on a website where the person you have beef with won't see it. Go talk to them, maybe have a boxing match or something and leave it alone. Deal with it or it will keep happening

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, if the female populace continue's to ignore nice guys (who they supposedly look so hard for, wink) then they will continue to vanish. We will be left with no choice but to join the ranks of those we are so frequently passed over for, the assholes! We're not that hard to find, you probably tripped over twelve this morning, and why are... Read More » we so hard to find you ask? Well it's usually cause were drowned out by the 200 guys asking you to come back to their place. So instead of being creepy perves no one notices us, and we fade into the masses, why because nice guys finish last, or so I'm led to believe by all the creeps with girlfriends/one night stands. Just remember, you brought it on yourself!

I guess I should start beating the shit out of women, cause every violent abusive ass hole I know has a fully devoted women who will NEVER leave his side! Why? Because she loves him. It worked for Chris Brown, and Ike turner, so why shouldn't I give it a try!!!! I'm sick and tired of the bullshit of being passed over for being a good guy! Fucking Jesus H. Christ go jump off a... Read More » cliff you indecisive bitches!

I feel bad for guys who think that being an atheist means I hate God. I don't believe in him, ergo I can't hate him. Whatever you're preconceived notion of what Atheism is about is wrong. I do not hate you or think you're stupid for believing in something bigger than everything else. I just don't think you are right. I blame the internet for this. With a lot of the "free-thinking"... Read More » rampant on the web, people preach atheism to others, starting mundane debates that will not convince anybody on either side. All of it is just a waste of data and bandwidth. Being an atheist is not supposed to be cool, It's not a religion.

I get that you are stressed and probably don't get enough sleep but fuck it, shut up. Seriously dude. I know you are troubled by stacks of assignments and homework but that I do not need a fucking update on your acads every time we meet. I do not really care that you take math 114 or taking up Bellington's theory of douchebaggery in your philo class. I most certainly do not care... Read More » about ho you are totally "failing" that class of yours. I talk to you because you know about the other stuff: anime and manga. But now, it's not that anymore. It's about you. About the suffering you feel in this tuny little hell that just magically appeared around you. But fuck you man, we are both suffering. I just don't bitch about it.

I hate when any variation of this statement for loving someone is made - "I love randomperson because of the affection/love/devotion randomperson shows me" To love someone because they love you, in my opinion, sounds like the worst possible reason to love someone. It's as if you would love anyone who happened to be head over hills for you. It's selfish; you may as well say "I... Read More » love being loved." If you can love someone for their specific person, regardless of whether they love you/hate you/ is unaware of you - that's true love. When the aforementioned statement is given, I don't believe that is real love it's just one needy person and another with an obsession.

People getting hit by buses on TV while standing in the street baffles me. I mean, yeah they're kinda in the middle of the freakin' street, but, seriously, what are those bus drivers looking at for, like, 150 feet??? And they never slam the breaks 'til AFTER they hit the person; like that's a good time to start caring about pedestrian safety.

I just had a rather irritating conversation with a person on a passenger ferry. He saw I was reading a book, and thought that he might grace me with his conversation regarding his thoughts on it. I listened patiently, and he invited me to share my own observations and when I did, I could see the consternation on his face suggesting he had no idea how to prove to me how intelligent... Read More » he was. This is when the conversation took a random trajectory and he began sharing every obscure and irrelevant fact he had picked up while searching the library for the dustiest books in the collection just to have a niche piece of information he could be the resident expert on. I could tell he was an idiot, because he would frequently cite other authors and tell me what they said, rather than formulating his own thoughts on the matter. He used large words he clearly had no idea the meaning of, and mashed them together the way kids build forts from random scraps of wood. He would talk over me when I began speaking, wouldn't let me answer the questions he would ask, and then in the most arrogant way he could muster would try to tell me how worthwhile my pursuit was. Thanks douche, I was actually seeking your validation, that's why I was sitting alone and quietly writing notes in an isolated corner of the boat. Anyway, he got pissy and left finally when I let him know I wasn't gay (oddly enough, by smashing his phone against the table). A lesson to all of you who are patient with people: learn to tell em to fuck off. A lesson to those who pester people: fuck off.