CollegeHumor: Pellegrino

Proven fact, ladies...

Wed, 28 May 2008 02:25:17 -0400

McLovin'

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 15:03:00 -0400

Kid I went to High school with. Unfortunately, there's a cup in they way. You get the idea, though. Right?

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Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:18:47 -0400

Rush Hour 3 has really tainted the legacy of the Rush Hour trilogy.

Found him...And it wasn't that difficult, either.

Thu, 05 Jul 2007 18:11:17 -0400

There's a small town right before the border of Illinois and Wisconsin. It only takes about a minute to drive through, and it is one house, two cemeteries, and The Big Foot Inn.

Gary Coleman Checkin' Out Mary Carey

Thu, 14 Jun 2007 15:03:56 -0400

It's not his fault, it just happens to be the hight he grew to.

Hey, remember The Parent Trap? I sure do.

Wed, 06 Jun 2007 09:12:47 -0400

Lindsay Lohan, before she got put into rehab, for the second time. Fuckin' coked outta her mind.

Hooking

Wed, 25 Apr 2007 18:34:28 -0400

Well, it was a parking lot you had to pay to...you know, park in. So, we felt a good photo-op.

I Think This Might be Important

Sun, 08 Apr 2007 05:44:44 -0400

I would like to discuss an idea that I have been thinking about for the past couple weeks. I was recently down at Illinois State University, when I got the sudden urge for a sandwhich. My buddy, Rohde, decided to blurt out that he wanted a BLT, and i thought to myself, "BLT=Lame."

But then, I realized…Why not put onions on it? A bacon, onion, lettuce, and tomato sandwhich, or as i have dubbed it, "The BOLT!!!"
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Fri, 23 Mar 2007 10:38:37 -0400

God is a cunt too - can I have seconds?

This a sign that was above every toliet at a children's theme park I used to work at.

Wed, 28 Mar 2007 17:39:01 -0400

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Mon, 05 Mar 2007 14:57:35 -0500

I know this looks really messed up, but keep in mind his gun fires honey.

Girl From Spring Training

Sat, 03 Mar 2007 12:32:25 -0500

My dad got a little camera happy when the Bud Light Girls were out and about. I think this deserves to be a national pic.

Italians know how to roll like champs.

Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:43:35 -0500

It was the final, and our teacher gave us these chocolate penguin things from Italy. They had messages inside of them, and this was the one I got.

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Tue, 17 Oct 2006 00:32:51 -0400

Bob Newhart is a true playa. No shame what-so-ever.

Dressed to get Shucked

Mon, 25 Sep 2006 15:17:51 -0400

She walks up to the door and is told she needs to be dressed to get fucked. She says, 'Oh! I thought it was a Dressed to get Shucked party!" The guy at the door starts laughing his ass off.

I hope that kid knows that this will be a one in a lifetime opportunity.

Fri, 15 Sep 2006 02:37:49 -0400

Word To Your Mother

Fri, 15 Sep 2006 02:00:58 -0400

So, I'm not very new to CollegeHumor. In fact, I'm pretty sure I've been coming here since I was a junior in high school. If not, then when I was a senior. it wasn't until very recently, meaning a half an hour ago, that I realized that you can become a member and actually write stuff for this amazing site. (Big ups to the creators).

And then I realized that in orde...

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Wed, 26 Apr 2006 19:30:20 -0400

This is what we found walking outside a Kroger in Decatur, Illinois. Oh Decatur...