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I wasn't actually born I formed out of a puddle of toxic waste much like the liquid guy in "Terminator 2". I have been around for centuries much like the 'Highlander" but not because I am immortal but because I am the illegitimate son of former "Highlander" star Lorenzo Lamas. In the late 80"s I donned a wig and became a famous roller girl. I used a deadly maneuver called the "A-bomb" which was a one-armed handspring followed by a 20 second bear hug finishing with a deadly belly to belly supplex. But I was kicked out of the league after breaking a girl

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