It is with reluctance that I must inform you that after extensive searching and examination, the office of the President has determined that the state of New Jersey's only export is faggotry/douchebaggery.
Native to New Jersey, what is often referred to as "guidoism," America was content to let the virus fester in the putrid state that is New Jersey. However, elected to uphold the values of the people and the Constitution, I cannot stand by and watch this disease spread throughout America, as it has through MTV and uninformed youth thinking New Jersey and its derivative spellings, such as "Nu Jursay" are hip and cool. Thus, acting in national security interests, it is my solemn duty to eradicate New Jersey from the Union. Effective immediately, all guido/douchebags/faggots (of non sexual nature) are to receive tattoos of penises on their foreheads. Moreover, no employers shall hire said people unless in the industry of sanitation, since these "people" are trash. If the "people" of New Jersey resist or fail to comply, The United States of Non-New Jersey America will declare war upon said peoples.