Mal

Mal

Member Since
September 18th, 2006
Any questions? picture Any questions?
People who don't speak English are so stupid. picture People who don't speak English are so stupid.
Oops, too late. picture Oops, too late.
That snowboarder tree we planted in the fall is starting to bear fruit. picture That snowboarder tree we planted in the fall is starting to bear fruit.
I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three fucking seconds; to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE! picture I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three fucking seconds; to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!
Commented on Friday, February 9th 2007
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Every Conversation between Jay Leno and Kevin Eubanks on Record article Every Conversation between Jay Leno and Kevin Eubanks on Record

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Cyanide And Happiness article Cyanide And Happiness

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Oh good, you guys speak English. I've never seen that rubber balloon in my life and I have no idea how it got up my ass. picture Oh good, you guys speak English. I've never seen that rubber balloon in my life and I have no idea how it got up my ass.
"After beating rival TU 12-7 a few weeks ago some ags thought they should show it off all winter." The real loser is the state of Texas, who apparently doesn't ever get any snow. picture "After beating rival TU 12-7 a few weeks ago some ags thought they should show it off all winter." The real loser is the state of Texas, who apparently doesn't ever get any snow.
Gee Betty, things have been going just swell these past couple of weeks and I've gotta ask you - where you will wear my pin? picture Gee Betty, things have been going just swell these past couple of weeks and I've gotta ask you - where you will wear my pin?
"you tape each beer can that you have finished/opened so on your 15th beer you will have a huge ass beer pole." ok. picture "you tape each beer can that you have finished/opened so on your 15th beer you will have a huge ass beer pole." ok.
"A late 'deck the gals' contest submission..." Boooo! picture "A late 'deck the gals' contest submission..." Boooo!
When we say the submission deadline is December 21st, we mean it! Sorry Ms.-I-Got-Mine-In-December-22nd. picture When we say the submission deadline is December 21st, we mean it! Sorry Ms.-I-Got-Mine-In-December-22nd.
Guys, I lost a contact. picture Guys, I lost a contact.
Not only is this the most offensive Valentine we've seen, it's probably the most offensive thing ever been submitted. picture Not only is this the most offensive Valentine we've seen, it's probably the most offensive thing ever been submitted.