Matt

About Me: i am a jerk who is way cooler than you
Member Since: September 19th, 2006

Liked on Thursday, July 10th 2008

Motorcycle Texting

video Motorcycle Texting

If you use all four sides and some plexiglass, you can play beer pong and foosball AT THE SAME TIME.

picture If you use all four sides and some plexiglass, you can play beer pong and foosball AT THE SAME TIME.

Liked on Tuesday, August 7th 2007

video Nip Twist Open

...With his parents far too drunk to help, it fell to Timmy to protect the family.

picture ...With his parents far too drunk to help, it fell to Timmy to protect the family.

Liked on Monday, June 18th 2007

Vertical Soccer

video Vertical Soccer

"The last picture I ever took."

picture "The last picture I ever took."

I hope these crazy college kids are ready for the responsibilities that come with adoption.

picture I hope these crazy college kids are ready for the responsibilities that come with adoption.

Commented on Wednesday, May 16th 2007

Your Bartender's Inner Monologue

article Your Bartender's Inner Monologue

by Elaine Carroll on May 14, 2007

Mom, stop taking pictures, you're ruining my first arrest.

picture Mom, stop taking pictures, you're ruining my first arrest.

Wait a second, if you two are making out who's driving!? AHHHHH!

picture Wait a second, if you two are making out who's driving!? AHHHHH!

"My friend works as a fork lift Operator at Budweiser in Fort. Collins, CO. Every once in a while he gets something interesting. This is canned water that Bud sent to the Katrina Victims."

picture "My friend works as a fork lift Operator at Budweiser in Fort. Collins, CO. Every once in a while he gets something interesting. This is canned water that Bud sent to the Katrina Victims."

A true gentleman.

picture A true gentleman.

I hate Mondays!

picture I hate Mondays!

Commented on Tuesday, March 6th 2007

video Speed Painting

Liked on Tuesday, March 6th 2007

video Speed Painting

Liked on Thursday, March 1st 2007

video Goonies vs. 24

Where would they go if they installed slot machines on the scooters?

picture Where would they go if they installed slot machines on the scooters?

Hitler spotted at the Jersey shore?

picture Hitler spotted at the Jersey shore?

I didn't know there were black eskimos.

picture I didn't know there were black eskimos.

Yeah, we're in a rush. Do you have anything that's already skunked?

picture Yeah, we're in a rush. Do you have anything that's already skunked?

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