Moe

About Me: grad student. 'nough said.
Member Since: September 19th, 2006

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"I'll have the chicken. Thanks."

picture "I'll have the chicken. Thanks."

You'd think this was obvious but just so we're clear - scooters are not clothes.

picture You'd think this was obvious but just so we're clear - scooters are not clothes.

picture KAZLAMEE!

College is a time when all paths are open to you. You can do nearly anything you want.

picture College is a time when all paths are open to you. You can do nearly anything you want.

Maybe they are playing on the ceiling.

picture Maybe they are playing on the ceiling.

Make my phone holy?

picture Make my phone holy?

Are computers writing computer software now too?

picture Are computers writing computer software now too?

Don't think that I won't punch you just because you're a cat.

picture Don't think that I won't punch you just because you're a cat.

"I'd love to thank my girlfriend's parents for her amazing ass." I bet her father would be very proud to hear that.

picture "I'd love to thank my girlfriend's parents for her amazing ass." I bet her father would be very proud to hear that.

On a scale of 1-10, this picture is a K. It goes past the numbers.

picture On a scale of 1-10, this picture is a K. It goes past the numbers.

He work an itsy bitsy teeny weeny polka dot bikini.

picture He work an itsy bitsy teeny weeny polka dot bikini.

Four boobs are better than two, and two boobs are better than most things.

picture Four boobs are better than two, and two boobs are better than most things.

Oh slower! Even slower! SLOWER!

picture Oh slower! Even slower! SLOWER!

picture ZAMMO!

"Twice a day keeps the math away!"

picture "Twice a day keeps the math away!"

I didn't know you were a tight end.

picture I didn't know you were a tight end.

Hold on tight honey, I'm going to see if I can lose the cops.

picture Hold on tight honey, I'm going to see if I can lose the cops.

Q: What would it take to bring The Beatles back together? A: Two more bullets

picture Q: What would it take to bring The Beatles back together? A: Two more bullets

Hopefully, you aren't all three.

picture Hopefully, you aren't all three.

Sometimes, the actual kiss is just as great as the post-kiss.

picture Sometimes, the actual kiss is just as great as the post-kiss.

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