CollegeHumor: Alex Branson http://www.collegehumor.com/user/107906 Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/702014 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/702014/a-night-out-with-alchohol A Night Out With Alchohol Thu, 01 Mar 2007 17:02:08 -0500


Beer: JESUS CHRIST, where the FUCK you guys BEEN?

...]]> /article/686391 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/686391/romance-novels-for-frat-guys Romance Novels for Frat Guys Mon, 26 Feb 2007 20:02:17 -0500 I barely noticed her as she walked into the room, being completely engrossed in working on my car. She was nude, coated in a thin layer of weight gain powder as she called my name. I, of course, did not remember hers (all women are whores). I put down the wrench and stopped working on my Mustang (1-60 in 4 seconds, yeah, not a big deal) as I looked towards her. "Now THA...]]> /article/559918 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/559918/the-massacre-a-poem The Massacre: A Poem Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:11:24 -0500



50 Cent bit his lip as he hoisted his sword

Preparing for the advancing, awful horde

Comprised of vicious beasts, orcs and trolls
...]]> /article/383559 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/383559/im-awkward I'm Awkward Wed, 17 Jan 2007 18:51:24 -0500 You ever have awkward moments with women? Have you ever looked at a beautiful woman , then she sees you look at her, and then you quickly look to the ground? And then she screams as you run out of the women's bathroom?


Me neither.

]]> /article/282544 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/282544/you-will-hate-your-roommate You Will Hate Your Roommate Wed, 10 Jan 2007 22:02:58 -0500     It's best to just come right out and say it. Either from too much World of Warcraft, pot, beer or blow your old roommate's left on gone for greener (Community College) pastures. So guess what? They are sending a new guy. And regardless of who you are, who he is, or what social skills (or lack thereof) you have, one thing will be certain; you will hate him. Oh, and also he will masterbate everytime you leave the room. Trust me, it's just a gut feeling. Well, it's either a feeling or I have diarhhea. It's definately rumbling down there. Either, way we are going to have a good time, right? If there is one thing I'm good at, it is stereotyping groups of people. If there are two things I'm good at, it's that and writing reviews of hardcore pornography on amazon.com! I've been called the Gene Siskel of fisting pornography!
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