Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. -- Mark Twain
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. -- Albert Einstein
The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. -- Plato
Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity. -- Frank Leahy
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel. -- Samuel Johnson
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. -- Napoleon
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. -- Mark Twain
Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy, and the lash. -- Winston Churchill
I dont claim to have an answer to every question, but I promise you I have a question for every answer.
Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy. -- Ben Franklin
Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them. -- Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. -- Clint Eastwood
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. -- Winston Churchill
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. -- Mark Twain
You never see a smiling runner.