CollegeHumor: Susanna Wolff http://www.collegehumor.com/user/1105858 Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6890392 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6890392/the-5-best-parts-of-melissa-joan-harts-horrible-failure-of-a-kickstarter The 5 Best Parts of Melissa Joan Hart's Horrible Failure of a Kickstarter Wed, 15 May 2013 14:19:54 -0400 In case you haven't heard, Melissa Joan Hart tried to take a page from the Veronica Mars playbook and fund a movie of her own on Kickstarter. The plan failed spectacularly, raising only $50,000 of its $2,000,000 goal. The project was canceled two days ago, but the page is still up, so let's rip it apart, shall we?

1. The Video

Her mother—clearly not an actress herself—suggests she does this movie about a walk of shame, then, when Melissa Joan Hart doesn't know what that is, she defines it in a way that unnecessarily uses the phrase "booty call." Then, duh, she uses Sabrina magic to make the director magically appear. And then she begs "fans" to donate so she can be in a movie that won't remind people of Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Right from the start, this project is f*cked.


...]]> /article/6890114 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6890114/8-truly-terrible-tv-shows-that-were-on-the-air-for-way-too-long 8 Truly Terrible TV Shows That Were on the Air Longer Than Arrested Development Tue, 14 May 2013 10:50:55 -0400 In honor of the return of Arrested Development, and the recent news that a lot of your favorite shows have probably been canceled this year, let us celebrate the shows that made it. The shows that were so exquisitely terrible that they got to stay on the air forever.

7th Heaven (11 Seasons)

...]]> /article/6886843 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6886843/10-characters-in-kids-movies-who-must-have-been-scarred-for-life 10 Characters in Kids' Movies Who Must Have Been Scarred for Life Mon, 29 Apr 2013 09:39:27 -0400 1. The Santa Clause

On Christmas Eve, Charlie Calvin's dad startles Santa Claus, which makes him fall off a roof and die. That is the premise of this family-friendly Christmas movie. This is horrifying. The kid sees Santa DIE, then his own dad becomes Santa, which leads his mother and step-father to revoke his custody because he's crazy and they think he's made Charlie crazy. That's bad enough, but the movie ignores another traumatizing thought, that Charlie probably thought of somewhere between the horrors of The Santa Clause 2 and The Santa Clause 3: the Santa he watched die was probably somebody else's Santa Dad. Try stay well-adjusted with all that in your head.


...]]> /article/6886207 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6886207/how-to-tell-a-persons-profession-by-the-size-of-their-glasses How to Tell a Person's Profession by the Size of Their Glasses Thu, 25 Apr 2013 12:42:56 -0400

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...]]> /article/6885953 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6885953/the-5-weirdest-sex-toys-for-sale-on-etsy-sort-of-sfw The 5 Weirdest Sex Toys for Sale on Etsy Wed, 24 Apr 2013 11:57:19 -0400 1. The Sex See Saw

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Buy it here.

...]]> /article/6885759 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6885759/carnival-cruise-is-getting-desperate Carnival Cruise Is Getting Desperate Tue, 23 Apr 2013 12:51:30 -0400
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Carnival Cruise Is Getting Desperate - Image 1...]]> /article/6884402 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6884402/obituaries-for-the-stuff-you-should-throw-out Obituaries for the Stuff You Should Throw Out Tue, 16 Apr 2013 12:51:26 -0400
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Obituaries for the Stuff You Should Throw Out - Image 1...]]> /article/6883988 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6883988/where-should-you-post-that-thing-you-want-to-share Where Should You Post That Thing You Want to Share? Sun, 14 Apr 2013 14:39:56 -0400
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Doctor Who PSAs - Image 2...]]> /article/6882367 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6882367/10-things-that-arent-from-the-90s-you-idiots 10 Things That Aren't from the 90s, You Idiots Thu, 04 Apr 2013 18:10:30 -0400 The Internet is in love with the 90s. There is nothing it loves more than nostalgic lists about things 90s kids remember from their 90s childhood. Well, there's a lot of seriously dumb sh*t creeping onto these lists that weren't at all from the 90s. Allow me to give some examples:

1. The 90s didn't invent school supplies, you fool

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You know, those grey or green boxes that look like mailboxes and are usually nearish mailboxes, but don't actually accept any mail. What are those? You've wondered for years, but never bothered to look up because you didn't know what they were called and didn't really care that much. Well, according to a bunch of unreliable answers on the Internet, and this somewhat-more-reliable message board from 2003, they're called "relay boxes" and are where letters are stored by one mailman to be picked up by another mailman so the second mailman can deliver them. Or something like that. They're mostly not used anymore because they seem highly inefficient, but the boxes are still there to taunt you when you're trying to find a mailbox so you can pay your rent.


...]]> /article/6880048 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6880048/10-things-that-still-bother-me-about-friends 10 Things That Still Bother Me About "Friends" Tue, 26 Mar 2013 11:04:33 -0400 There has never been another sitcom as huge as "Friends" was. And, based on the fact that "Two and a Half Men" is still the top rated sitcom and no one watches anything on NBC anymore, there may never be a show like "Friends" again. Good thing it will remain in reruns forever.
As someone who has seen every episode of "Friends" at least 5 times, here are a few things that still bother me:

1. After Ross said the wrong name, why did Emily finish the wedding?

...]]> /article/6876257 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6876257/the-7-assholes-youll-meet-on-your-spring-break-trip The 7 Assh*les You'll Meet on Your Spring Break Trip Fri, 08 Mar 2013 12:45:22 -0500
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Oh, you don't know this guy? Crazy. He's your friend's buddy you've never met. He's coming on this trip now, BTdubs. Sorry they didn't give you more of a heads up, but don't worry, you're going to hate this guy so much it will make you question why you're friends with his friend and lead you to a spiral of self-doubt. SPRING BREAK! Expect to hear that shouted at least nine times from the windows of the car rental you paid for. He's totally going to chip in for that too. A six-pack will cover it, right? This trip is going to be AWESOME (for him).


...]]> /article/6873313 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6873313/jeremy-renner-cant-smile Jeremy Renner Can't Smile Fri, 22 Feb 2013 13:44:22 -0500 Every time Jeremy Renner smiles, it looks like he's forgotten how.

]]> /article/6872876 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6872876/what-you-say-about-the-oscars-and-what-you-really-mean What You Say About the Oscars, and What You Really Mean Thu, 21 Feb 2013 14:31:51 -0500 Mouse over the images to see what you're really saying…

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What Youre Saying With Your Underwear - Image 1...]]> /article/6870862 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6870862/flowchart-should-you-shut-the-fck-up Should You Shut the F*ck Up? Thu, 14 Feb 2013 13:52:25 -0500

]]> /article/6870933 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6870933/what-you-can-do-after-sex-based-on-how-long-youve-been-together What You Can Do After Sex, Based on How Long You've Been Together Thu, 14 Feb 2013 17:14:47 -0500
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]]> /article/6870527 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6870527/what-youre-saying-with-your-valentines-day-gift What You're Saying with Your Valentine's Day Gift Wed, 13 Feb 2013 11:33:17 -0500


What Youre Saying with Your Valentines Day Gift - Image 9 /article/6869806 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6869806/7-surefire-ways-to-get-your-lover-back 7 Surefire Ways to Get Your Lover Back Sun, 10 Feb 2013 20:56:25 -0500 Just when you thought everything with you and your new, but definitely-the-one lover was going great, there was some kind of miscommunication or you did something like a real bonehead, and now your lover has left you. But don't despair! If movies have taught me anything, here are 7 guaranteed methods for winning back that special someone.

1. Play Music and/or Sing for Her

Yes, you had a serious fight — a pretty serious fight that was probably about cheating or lying or manipulation of psychopathic proportions, but all those bad feelings will melt away the moment you strum out a couple of basic chords and talk-sing right at her angry, then surprised, then bemused, then forgiving face.

You can write an original song and serenade her right before she's about to marry some other chump, like Adam Sandler in "The Wedding Singer."

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