Erin

Erin

About Me
I began life at a very early age. Soon, I learned such skills as getting arrested, convincing people I have more memory than a goldfish (liar!), beating my sister with downs into submission, and out drinking you. I work for UCF where I sit here until I feel like doing something, I then proceed to drive around in a golf cart giving under-privelleged-no-golf-cart-students rides to class as I try to convince them to give up their education and join the army or become K-Fed's business partner (he's gonna be the next 50 cent). I enjoy such things as puppies (very tender) kicking people smaller than me (I <3 midgets), burping, peeing outside, lighting kittens tails on fire (they are SO flammable!) and convincing emo fags that their life isn't worth it so they should get it over with and give me all their stuff. Need to know more? I don't care :) remember, use your noodle, wrap your doodle.
Member Since
September 22nd, 2006
Website
http://www.myspace.com/screwyourreality
An Italian plumber was at the forefront of the samurai revolution in feudal Japan. picture An Italian plumber was at the forefront of the samurai revolution in feudal Japan.
You think your roommate is messy? picture You think your roommate is messy?
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