Aaron Simon

Aaron Simon

About Me
Aaron Simon was in academia for five years, receiving a BA and an MA. He then decided to use those degrees to write what amount to 3,000 word jokes that most people see and think, "tl;dnr."
When he's not working on stories, screenplays, and scripts that will rarely see the light of day, Aaron writes reviews for Bullet Reviews, a multimedia website that has nothing to do with ammunition, and runs a narrative blog about living in Canterbury - at cantertales.blogspot.com.
Aaron aspires to own an X-Wing, live in a shack in the Scottish highlands, and be best buds with Conan O'Brien.
Member Since
June 5th, 2007
Website
http://aaroncsimon.com
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