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This is what the song would sound like if he'd stayed in West Philadelphia.

Finally, that twelve hour Madden marathon you pulled gets the full commentary and analysis it deserves!

A day in the life of an infomercial actor.

Angels in the outfield. A basketball-playing dog. The rookie of the year. This team has none of those.

Chickety China, the Chinese... no. No. Enough!

Introducing Virkshauzer Lite: The world's first sports beer.

Internet stardom is man's real best friend.

Erase your web history and come back soon!

Navigation systems just got personal.

A man can only take so many giggles.

Do you love karaoke, but hate getting drunk enough to sing?

Ever wonder why famous events are edited down to memorable soundbites?

The one bank the Recession can't touch.

Even Jack Bauer never resorted to Indian burns.

Man, those pilgrims were d*ckheads.

If they're going to serve disgusting food, they might as well pay you to eat it.

The cookies aren't the only thing that's baked.

She's not the only one with needs.

If you're over age 40 and successfully watching this, you've already won.

The classic movies you never watch have something to say.