CHarlie Douche

CHarlie Douche

About Me
I can smell the colors outside on my lawn. The moist green organic that my feet tread upon. And the black oleander, surrounded by blues -- I get so overwhelmed by olfactory hues.
Member Since
June 16th, 2007
Don't you understand?!? The terrorists are trying to fatten us up by killing us from the inside out. It's a whole new type of warfare. picture Don't you understand?!? The terrorists are trying to fatten us up by killing us from the inside out. It's a whole new type of warfare.
All 752,000 results are camera phone pictures of the toilet bowl. picture All 752,000 results are camera phone pictures of the toilet bowl.
Girls' Bladders Gone Wild. It's a niche market. picture Girls' Bladders Gone Wild. It's a niche market.
Classy so you don't feel bad ogling. picture Classy so you don't feel bad ogling.
Atomic Wedgie Thongs are selling big at Hot Topic. picture Atomic Wedgie Thongs are selling big at Hot Topic.
By spring break standards, that yellow thong is extremely conservative. picture By spring break standards, that yellow thong is extremely conservative.
Proof that there's such a thing as partying too hard. picture Proof that there's such a thing as partying too hard.
She was exiled later that day for being mediocre at gymnastics. picture She was exiled later that day for being mediocre at gymnastics.
Those two dudes are rock hard right now. picture Those two dudes are rock hard right now.
Febreze will take that stain right out. picture Febreze will take that stain right out.
First off, he's not stupid for holding on since hot air balloons are a huge investment and cost thousands of dollars. Also their 5 month old girl's inside. picture First off, he's not stupid for holding on since hot air balloons are a huge investment and cost thousands of dollars. Also their 5 month old girl's inside.
"We rented out the entire karaoke bar for my 21st birthday and this guy showed up. No one had the heart to ask him to leave." picture "We rented out the entire karaoke bar for my 21st birthday and this guy showed up. No one had the heart to ask him to leave."
I was going to school to be a neurosurgeon, but now I'm definitely dropping out and getting ordained to be a minister. picture I was going to school to be a neurosurgeon, but now I'm definitely dropping out and getting ordained to be a minister.
YOU ALL sound like a bunch of crazies! picture YOU ALL sound like a bunch of crazies!
Being a yoga guru definitely has its ups. picture Being a yoga guru definitely has its ups.
Hellooooooo nurse. picture Hellooooooo nurse.
The one on the left is clearly joking, but the one on the right has a rare muscular disease that causes tightening of her lips and facial skin, so don't laugh at her. picture The one on the left is clearly joking, but the one on the right has a rare muscular disease that causes tightening of her lips and facial skin, so don't laugh at her.
"Some girls from my buddies soccer team. Truth or Dare has never paid off this good!" picture "Some girls from my buddies soccer team. Truth or Dare has never paid off this good!"
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Maybe if you didn't always opt for the FREE things you'd still have a girlfriend. picture Maybe if you didn't always opt for the FREE things you'd still have a girlfriend.