One Dirty Russian is a master of arbitrary references. Gaze in wonder as he comes up with material from left field and delivers it in a fashion that only a true "wordsmith" could.

One Dirty Russian goes to Art School. Sure, it's not real college, but it sure is expensive. And he can afford it. That's right ladies, One Dirty Russian is One Filthy Rich Russian. What's his secret, you say? FAFSA, of course.