Tommy Wilder

I want to be the very best, like no one ever was.

  • Summer Code of Conduct

    Summer Code of Conduct

  • Album Reviews By My 13-Year-Old Sister

    Album Reviews By My 13-Year-Old Sister

  • What 'Titanic' Taught Me

    What 'Titanic' Taught Me

  • Famous Presidential Quotes, Translated

    Famous Presidential Quotes, Translated

  • Cheating by Major

    Cheating by Major

  • What 'The Passion of the Christ' Taught Me

    What 'The Passion of the Christ' Taught Me

  • A Five-Step Guide to Blacking Out

    A Five-Step Guide to Blacking Out

  • Nerdy Pick-Up Lines

    Nerdy Pick-Up Lines

  • Recommendations of a Town Planning Board Concerning Street Names

    Recommendations of a Town Planning Board Concerning Street Names

  • An Open[ed] Letter to the Fall 2009 Upsicron Pledge Class

    An Open[ed] Letter to the Fall 2009 Upsicron Pledge Class

  • Introverted Pacman

    Introverted Pacman

  • Emails From Your English Professor Over Break

    Emails From Your English Professor Over Break

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