Marcus Dylan

Member Since: July 3rd, 2007

Jesus also once rode a motorcycle along the edge of a building.

picture Jesus also once rode a motorcycle along the edge of a building.

I'm so ripped. Hey you know what I could go for? OATMEAL! I'm totally craving some oatmeal. That's a weird word isn't it? Oatmeal. Oatmeaaaal. Oaaaaaaaaatmeeeal.

picture I'm so ripped. Hey you know what I could go for? OATMEAL! I'm totally craving some oatmeal. That's a weird word isn't it? Oatmeal. Oatmeaaaal. Oaaaaaaaaatmeeeal.

If your index toe is longer than your big toe, it means OH MY GOD ITS A FREAK KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT.

picture If your index toe is longer than your big toe, it means OH MY GOD ITS A FREAK KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT.

picture Anything butt.

Thank you, Knocked Up. Thank you for making signs like this possible.

picture Thank you, Knocked Up. Thank you for making signs like this possible.

This picture was taken in the parking lot at a Flaming Lips show.

picture This picture was taken in the parking lot at a Flaming Lips show.

ANNOUNCEMENT - Fanny packs are cool again.

picture ANNOUNCEMENT - Fanny packs are cool again.

I know three girls who are going to be popular tonight!

picture I know three girls who are going to be popular tonight!

No thanks great Wizard, I've already gotten my wish.

picture No thanks great Wizard, I've already gotten my wish.

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