Once appointed King of the World, I will launch all the carnies into space, as one time one of them yelled at me for cutting in line even though I didn't. Asshole.
Also, in an unrelated decision, planet Earth will now be known as Hamland, as part of the Meaty Way Galaxy. Mmmmm, meat.
It says 'Of all the excuses I've heard, that one's the worst!' It's what he yelled at some chick who said she couldn't take it in the ass because her sister was coming home from school, which (in his defense) is a pretty lame excuse.
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