Ryan

This is a good way to know that my parents are divorced.

From Ryan

My roommate was Tay Zonday for Halloween. He carried a keyboard with him the entire night, and would randomly start singing Chocolate Rain.

From Ryan

I have an '86 Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera. One night my friends and I got drunk and decided that a spoiler would look cool. So we made one out of cardboard and tied it on with string. It survived the highway at speeds of over 80mph.

From Ryan

From Ryan

At 2am my roommates and I dressed up as ninjas and scared the crap out of everyone in our dorm.

From Ryan