Hayley

Hayley

About Me

Hayley can typically be found: (a) getting drunk, (b) pissing off innocent people, (c) embarassing herself, or (d) simultaneously doing all of the above.

Member Since

October 3rd, 2006

Contributions

Picture Apple cock?

It's rock hard...

Picture It's rock hard...

This is your brain on drugs on your scalp.

Picture This is your brain on drugs on your scalp.

Natty Light knight

Picture Natty Light knight

Is it too soon for Terri Shiavo jokes?

Picture Is it too soon for Terri Shiavo jokes?

Scott Kelly's biggest problem is an enemy with too much money.

Picture Scott Kelly's biggest problem is an enemy with too much money.

Handicapped people have all the fun.

Picture Handicapped people have all the fun.

I've only got 28 Chinamen, but I'm dying to know what your plan is.

Picture I've only got 28 Chinamen, but I'm dying to know what your plan is.

Drunken People Crossing - BEWARE.

Picture Drunken People Crossing - BEWARE.

how much for a dozen?

Picture how much for a dozen?

Ann Arbor really IS a whore!

Picture Ann Arbor really IS a whore!

Heineken. Loot a Cold One.

Picture Heineken. Loot a Cold One.

Mac. Nobody gives a shit.

Picture Mac. Nobody gives a shit.

"No Fucking in the Kitchen"?

Picture "No Fucking in the Kitchen"?

pass out on beach

Picture pass out on beach

He went as a genius.

Picture He went as a genius.

nothing better than hot girl doing keg stand

Picture nothing better than hot girl doing keg stand

this will come back to haunt them someday...

Picture this will come back to haunt them someday...

don't pass out on the beach - you'll get a sea anenome up your ass

Picture don't pass out on the beach - you'll get a sea anenome up your ass