Ashley

Ashley

About Me
Likes include: Patrick Swayze, Lifetime Original movies and turkey sandwiches.

Dislikes include: Tang, Chad Michael Murray and futons.
Member Since
October 4th, 2006
Website
http://www.ashleygarmany.com
If the Price is Right, I don't want to be wrong. picture If the Price is Right, I don't want to be wrong.
Commented on Monday, April 9th 2007
A Ballad to my Breasts article A Ballad to my Breasts

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My dog eats too much. The only way he'll learn is through public humiliation. picture My dog eats too much. The only way he'll learn is through public humiliation.
Eating too much of it makes you puke and gives you a headache. picture Eating too much of it makes you puke and gives you a headache.
How graphic are the illustrations? Do we get to see the two main characters kiss? picture How graphic are the illustrations? Do we get to see the two main characters kiss?
One bathroom, three girls peeing. picture One bathroom, three girls peeing.
I said, "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" picture I said, "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
I hope there's also some hardcore sex to justify that NC17 rating. picture I hope there's also some hardcore sex to justify that NC17 rating.
I'm sure someone in the comments will correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought John 3:16 was about what an enormous douchebag Blake is. picture I'm sure someone in the comments will correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought John 3:16 was about what an enormous douchebag Blake is.
"I had some co workers over for some drinks they wanted to have a wet tee shirt contest but they all choose to hop in the shower insteed and the end result was this." picture "I had some co workers over for some drinks they wanted to have a wet tee shirt contest but they all choose to hop in the shower insteed and the end result was this."
Even 13-year-olds roll their eyes at this guy. picture Even 13-year-olds roll their eyes at this guy.
I told you we need twenty-five parking spots. If you leave us only twenty-four, we're not paying. picture I told you we need twenty-five parking spots. If you leave us only twenty-four, we're not paying.
"Never let a drunk man cut your hair," was the best advice my father ever gave me. picture "Never let a drunk man cut your hair," was the best advice my father ever gave me.
They got about 1/3 of the way to building a snowman and said, "fuck it, get the marker." picture They got about 1/3 of the way to building a snowman and said, "fuck it, get the marker."
Love hitting the beer bong but hate the nuisance of always finding somebody else to drink? picture Love hitting the beer bong but hate the nuisance of always finding somebody else to drink?
The tag line should be "Just like the actual King Kong movie it's too long!" picture The tag line should be "Just like the actual King Kong movie it's too long!"
"Actual car that is always parked in front of the student union at UC." Does anyone know the story here? picture "Actual car that is always parked in front of the student union at UC." Does anyone know the story here?
"A late 'deck the gals' contest submission..." Boooo! picture "A late 'deck the gals' contest submission..." Boooo!
I think they're fighting. picture I think they're fighting.
Attacked by a Christmas tree. picture Attacked by a Christmas tree.