CollegeHumor: Adam Hrabik http://www.collegehumor.com/user/127042 Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/3949388 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3949388/i-just-spent-200-at-old-navy-bitch I Just Spent $200 At Old Navy, Bitch! Mon, 23 Mar 2009 15:04:56 -0400

Whatup, homey?  Your look is a little stale these days, wigga!  Well, I just happen to have the hippest and freshest look on the block right now, thanks to Old Navy's Califor...]]> /article/3933874 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3933874/rejected-spin-offs-for-fall-2009 Rejected Spin-Offs for Fall 2009 Wed, 11 Mar 2009 22:37:10 -0400




...]]> /article/3915471 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3915471/an-open-letter-to-burger-king An Open Letter to Burger King Thu, 26 Feb 2009 12:34:03 -0500 Dear Burger King,

I would like to start this letter out by mentioning that I have always enjoyed your product, despite the obvious health risks. Your glowing, burger-shaped sign has many times been a beacon of hope to me, usually between the hours of 12 a.m. and 4 a.m. And even though the combination of your grease-coated food and four to twelve beers often placed me on the toilet for a...]]> /article/3894710 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3894710/the-internet-in-2012 The Internet In 2012 Thu, 12 Feb 2009 00:03:07 -0500




...]]> /article/3800312 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3800312/the-worlds-shortest-relationships-according-to-news-feed The World's Shortest Relationships, According To News Feed Fri, 12 Dec 2008 14:53:17 -0500



Thanks to Susanna Wolff for photoshop help.

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]]> /article/3580581 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3580581/tyler-perrys-white-people-you-crazy Tyler Perry's "White People, You Crazy!" Sun, 14 Sep 2008 20:38:30 -0400 Janet: We should go to dinner.

Timothy: I agree.

Janet: We should go to that fancy seafood restaurant.

Timothy: The one with all the fish hanging on the walls?

Janet: Oh, white people…you so crazy!

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...]]> /article/3569331 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3569331/highlights-from-the-republican-national-convention Highlights From The Republican National Convention Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:59:49 -0400
  • V.P. Candidate Sarah Palin validates herself by showing picture of her erecting a Christmas tree in downtown Wasilla.
  • John McCain wakes from nap ten minutes early, before delegates can complete drawing magic marker mustache.
  • Entire arena goes silent when a black man walks into the room, immediately realizes he is at the wrong address, and awkwardly backs out.
  • Small talk in line for the free blood pressure checking station.
  • After leaving the podium, Sarah Palin curses under her breath for forgetting to mention that Barack Obama is a, "know-nothing doo-doo-head."
  • Rudy Giuliani gets "9/11" tattoo on ass to cover up previous "9/11" tattoo on ass which he decided was, "much too small."
  • "No, this is not the Hanoi Hilton!  Who are you?  Stop calling!"
    ...]]> /article/3496313 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3496313/snippets-of-dialogue-from-reality-shows-if-i-became-producer-and-made-them-better Snippets Of Dialogue From Reality Shows If I Became Producer And Made Them Better Sun, 13 Jul 2008 21:57:14 -0400


    Tiffany: I think Veronica's a huge bitch.

    Jessica: You just need to give her a chance! Then you'll see she's actually a really good person!

    ...]]>         /article/3452086 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3452086/brainstorming-successors-for-perhaps-the-best-picture-on-collegehumor Brainstorming Successors For 'Perhaps The Best Picture On CollegeHumor' Mon, 09 Jun 2008 01:29:23 -0400
  • Two girls, tops off, making out on a keg full of marijuana, in front of a rock band playing in the background on top of a mountain in Hell.
  • Dozens of people running around naked while dinosaurs wage an apocalyptic battle with laser beams attached to their tails, heads, and arms.
  • Two twin Death Stars blasting each other.
  • Chris Cornell screaming the lyrics to "Set It Off" while tearing out a male lion's still-beating heart.
  • Jesus Christ picking up a 13-year-old's shitty $100 guitar and playing a riff that instantly cures every form of cancer.
  • Pirates made out of chocolate ramming their ship into the city of Pittsburgh and running wild.
  • The Cloverfield monster ramming a nuclear bomb into the cave where Osama bin Laden is hiding, then having sex with your girlfriend.
  • Every member of Rage Against the Machine giving the Hindu god Shiva a high-five at the same time.
  • A puppy eating an ice cream cone. Awwwwww!
  • Seven fire-breathing dragons taking on the U.S. 1980 hockey team in an awesomeness match…and losing. USA! USA!
  • Frodo throwing the kid who picked on you in elementary school into the fires of Mt. Doom while wearing the Billy Walsh "Suits Suck" t-shirt from Entourage.
  • A Martian, the alien from Alien, the alien from Independence Day, and the alien from Signs getting into a fight with sledgehammers in your living room.
    ...]]> /article/3431384 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3431384/comedy-central-schedules-their-lineup-for-the-month-of-may Comedy Central Schedules Their Lineup For The Month Of May Thu, 22 May 2008 18:41:27 -0400 (Three executives in a small boardroom at Viacom headquarters)

    Executive 1: Okay, so, new episodes of Reno 911?

    Executive 2: Those should be ready by the end of the month, yeah.

    Exec 1: Right, I think that just about covers everything.

    Executive 3: Wait, we didn't talk about—

    Exec 2: No, that's absolutely everything, let's get the hell out of here.
    ...]]>         /article/3409559 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3409559/dr-pepper-reveals-the-secret-23-flavors Dr. Pepper Reveals The Secret 23 Flavors Thu, 08 May 2008 01:08:45 -0400

    Last week I was fortunate enough to be invited to a very exclusive press conference held by Dr. Pepper (other notable attendees included Mr. PiBB, Dr. X, and James Lipton), in which they unveiled to us a secret they've been guarding for years: the 23 mystery flavors used in Dr. Pepper. We were trusted with this information that day, and I have decided to betray their trust today for your education. So without further ado, the 23 flavors of Dr. Pepper:
    ...]]> /article/3405580 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3405580/futurism-2016 Futurism: 2016 Mon, 05 May 2008 17:44:11 -0400




    ...]]>         /article/3405222 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3405222/what-iron-man-taught-me What 'Iron Man' Taught Me Mon, 05 May 2008 14:20:33 -0400
    1. A substance-abusing hotshot must still be a good actor to portray a substance-abusing hotshot.

    2. From now on, ride with Rhodey.

    3. It is much simpler to build a supercharged battery/electromagnet...]]> /article/3382969 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3382969/a-thank-you-letter-to-mark-zuckerberg A Thank You Letter To Mark Zuckerberg Wed, 23 Apr 2008 23:12:34 -0400 Dear Mark Zuckerberg


    Thank you so much for bringing us Facebook Chat!

    I have always wanted to talk to my friends over the computer in real-time, and thanks to Facebook Chat, I now have that opportunity!

    How much better-off would the world be if, ten years ago, we had had this technology? Alas, there was no such thing until Facebook Chat came along, as evidenced by our pitied attempts to instantly message one another previously.
    ...]]>         /article/3378375 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3378375/garfield-minus-garfield-plus-frank-the-bunny-minus-jon-plus-donnie-darko Garfield Minus Garfield Plus Frank The Bunny Minus Jon Plus Donnie Darko Mon, 21 Apr 2008 01:59:00 -0400




    ...]]>         /article/3370908 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3370908/campus-security-diaries Campus Security Diaries Tue, 15 Apr 2008 21:37:21 -0400



    ...]]>         /article/3364126 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3364126/thoughts-on-the-day-the-husband-decides-to-pull-his-vegetative-state-wifes-feeding-tube Thoughts On The Day The Husband Decides To Pull His Vegetative-State Wife's Feeding Tube Fri, 11 Apr 2008 00:50:52 -0400 Husband

    I can't believe this is it. Do I really want to do this? Do I really want to kill my wife? Is she even my wife anymore? I can't even tell it's her. No part of the woman I fell in love with is in there, and if she is, she's trapped, suffering, unable to move or feel or communicate for seven long, torturous years. This is for the best—wait! Did she just blink at me? Baby, are you trying to say something? No, it wasn't her. She's gone. Quit telling yourself she's coming back. She's never coming back. This is the most difficult thing I've ever have to do. Why did you have to get in that car accident? Oh my God, what should I do? If she's suffering I want to help her end the pain, but if she has a chance to come back I don't want to lose that chance! I don't know what to do!
    ...]]>         /picture/3351623 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/3351623/michael-madsen-mel-kiper-jr-and-michael-showalter Michael Madsen, Mel Kiper Jr., and Michael Showalter Fri, 04 Apr 2008 15:05:29 -0400 /article/3350835 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3350835/your-translated-article-translated Your Translated Article, Translated Fri, 04 Apr 2008 01:34:01 -0400 Your Campus Police, Translated

    I can't register for classes because I owe $200 in parking fees.


    Your Girlfriend, Translated

    See?  I know a lot about women!  See?


    Your Roommate, Translated

    I hate living alone.


    Your Professor, Translated

    I have no idea why I'm failing every class.
    ...]]>