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CHaptain KIRK(retired)

CHaptain KIRK(retired)

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I don't know what happened. There was a time when people's feelings around here were made to be hurt, just like the rest of the internet. But somewhere along the way the Old Regs mixed with the New Regs and everyone forgot the Ancients(folks that friended Streeter and Intern Jake on MYSPACE.) Eventually what was left of the old guard embraced the n00bs because most of the OG's(not Still The Same) moved on with their IRL lives.... which is cool. We all grow up eventually. So I'm off to do a little soul searching. I mean, it was ok when the CHommunity started being friendly and cordial to each other. But when certain attention ghores started feeling slighted when other users weren't AS friendly and cordial to them and peoples feelings started getting hurt(Srs? Welcome the the internet douchers) I just needed to duck out. So hasta la vista my lovelies. There are some of you I'll miss dearly and some of you that I hope burn in Hell. Vaya Con Dios.

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October 10th, 2006

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