Jake the Ripper Zombie

About Me: BRAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSS!!!!!
Member Since: October 12th, 2006

Website: http://jakeripper.blogspot.com/

Simultaneously a dunk and a block.

picture Simultaneously a dunk and a block.

Breaking things fun. Come break things!

picture Breaking things fun. Come break things!

If we're going to pull off this heist we have to do it now.

picture If we're going to pull off this heist we have to do it now.

You gave your love boobie softly.

picture You gave your love boobie softly.

Not altered in *any* way, right? Right.

picture Not altered in *any* way, right? Right.

Oh. My. God. I WANT ONE!

picture Oh. My. God. I WANT ONE!

We were bored and relaxed.

picture We were bored and relaxed.

"Our cat took a nap on the AC and this is what happend."

picture "Our cat took a nap on the AC and this is what happend."

picture Do it, pussy.

Kids make the darndest obscene hand gestures.

picture Kids make the darndest obscene hand gestures.

Just one round of beer pong, guys. I don't want to get drunk.

picture Just one round of beer pong, guys. I don't want to get drunk.

Corner pocket, Dewd.

picture Corner pocket, Dewd.

Hot. Any questions?

picture Hot. Any questions?

Oh man, that guy on the left must just be swimming in cast-off Red Hot Chili Peppers fans.

picture Oh man, that guy on the left must just be swimming in cast-off Red Hot Chili Peppers fans.

Spare tire slowing you down?

picture Spare tire slowing you down?

Pretty chill. Pretty chill. But what does it do to enforce the elbow rule?

picture Pretty chill. Pretty chill. But what does it do to enforce the elbow rule?

There you have it; what beach chairs really think.

picture There you have it; what beach chairs really think.

CollegeHumor is making posters!

picture CollegeHumor is making posters!

"Saw her at a Hillary rally."

picture "Saw her at a Hillary rally."

Close, but work on the smirk.

picture Close, but work on the smirk.

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