Originals
Sing Talk (Tik Tok Parody)
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Ten dollars? Must be on sale.
Hair Salon near my house. Alarm system logo + Perm = Sperm. $10 for kids sperm is a good deal.
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What you can't see: My braided rat tail.
My and my cousin, in 1996, With our awesome 90's clothes, during a day of shooting bottles at our uncles ranch.
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Three gay movies, one gay price.
Hollywood video: Some Jeff Gordon bullshit, sandwiched in between, "Another Gay movie" and, "29th
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Transform-o-lantern.
Optimus Prime, from the original Transformers movie, done poorly on a pumpkin.
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lifted Jag
Missouri, of course.
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Snatch Playing Card Shocker
I bought the Snatch, Deluxe edition DVD, came with a pack of Snatch Playing cards (this is the back of the card)... hadn't noticed that Franky Four Fingers was in permanent shock-mode.
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TarzOWNED
My brother and I, pinching Tarzans nipples at Disneyland. immediately afterward, he said, "yeah... that's nice" (sarcastically).
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Give Blood
This is a billboard, or something, that my brother saw on a trip to New York. This only reinforces my theory that New Yorkers are all about sharing.
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Jig-a-loo
Gigalo?... Doesn't stain, doesn't stink... and in a spray on formula? I'll take two!
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Emu kid
An Emu is a large bird... like an osterich, only it cuts iteslelf.
