CollegeHumor: Jake the Ripper Zombie

Chapter 11: Skat Poems.

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 03:14:33 -0400

What about that guy?..... no... the one with his finger in his nose.

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 04:39:28 -0400

went to Disneyland with some friends... took a picture... guy in the back on the left has his finger in his nose. Pure comedy gold.

Termi-nerd-er

Tue, 10 Mar 2009 01:22:16 -0400

my friend... with a terminator eye

Louis G, Marizzle, and Wa-real.

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 03:08:10 -0500

Black guy cosplay.

Ken just needs to get his courage up, so he can make drunk calls to Skipper.

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 05:51:03 -0500

Found the toy section in the Long's drug store in Truckee (California) to be better stocked than I expected.

COVER YOUR HEART, Dr. JONES!!

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 04:06:54 -0500

Some Lady's advertisement for something or other... her name sounds like what the bad guys keep saying in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

She insisted on Wine Pong.

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 04:04:51 -0500

My mom playing beer pong with my brother in law (pictured), my siblings and I. She said "beer is just so trashy".

Untitled 7

Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:17:59 -0500

Name's Rolled. Rick Rolled.

Well, with so few calories, I don't see what the big deal is.

Sun, 21 Dec 2008 00:32:51 -0500

Salsa Snack crackers.

Does it have to be in that order?

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 02:13:36 -0400

Story behind it? Does it really need explained?

Even homeless kittens can haz cheezburgr.

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 21:42:15 -0400

Found this kitten near a woodpile outside the shop where I work. He actually seemed disinterested in cheezburgr. He asked me "I can haz steak?"

Finally, one of these you'd actually hang on your wall.

Wed, 21 May 2008 20:36:52 -0400

Pleh! There's sand in here.

Fri, 16 May 2008 20:43:24 -0400

Laura Vadervoort, at the beach.

Make it better.

Thu, 01 May 2008 22:41:22 -0400

To be read like Kanye West's "Stronger"… with Daft Punk as the background, obviously.

N-n-now if they won't tell me,

it only makes me wonder.

I need truth to hurry up now,

'cause I can't wait much longer.

I know I've got to leave right now,

'cause I can't sit much longer.
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Jake vs. The Ripper, a text conversation

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:14:13 -0400

I apologise in advance, as this probably won't be as funny to you as it is to me.

Preface: This is a conversation I had with a guy named Jake. It started because Jake had been pestering a fellow CH regular. My texts are labeled, "The Ripper", his are "Jake".

The Ripper: Hey man, watcha up to?

Jake: Who is this

The Ripper: Oh, come on. Don't give me that. Wait. Who're you?

Busted Tee's invisible shirt, now in mens sizes. (Nudity?)

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 22:27:37 -0500

... a while back a girl posted an invisible shirt picture...

Somehow, this just feels like home.

Sun, 20 Jan 2008 03:55:15 -0500

Well, my uncle, Phil, should have no problem getting in.

Sun, 20 Jan 2008 03:42:14 -0500

Dr. Octopus knows his shit

Sun, 20 Jan 2008 02:50:34 -0500

Deck the Balls

Thu, 20 Dec 2007 21:45:50 -0500

As promised, here is my Deck the Balls picture... me and my girlfriend, outside of my house.