No matter how many times I tag you in this, you keep refusing to write 25 random things about yourself! You probably thought I wouldn't even notice that you always untag it, but I did, (you old dog!) and if you think you're getting off the hook that easily, boy-oh-boy are you wrong! If you're not going to write 25 random things about yourself, I figured that I would! Sooooo… here they are!

25 Random Things About You:

1) You have made out with me four more times than you think you have.

2) Hair gets caught in your comb when you brush your hair, but you never know why the hair is always gone when you get home from work.

3) Your cat didn't actually run away.

4) You have eaten parts of a cat before.

5) There are video cameras in your house that you don't know about.

6) The code to disarm your home security system is 4-9-2-2-1.

7) The look on your face when somebody breaks into your house at night is very cute.

8) You are terrible at giving accurate descriptions to the police. I am not 5'8! LOL!

9) You look beautiful while you are sleeping.

10) You are currently in love with someone, no matter how many times you scream or say that it's not true. You are!

11) You constantly wonder whatever happened to your old high school and college boyfriends.

12) It is cheaper to purchase land at a graveyard if you buy in bulk. (I guess that's technically not a fact about you, but it still relates!)

13) If you go to Street View in Google Maps and look at your house, you can see that there is somebody masturbating on your roof.

14) Even though you have moved six times, I have always "technically" lived next door to you.

15) Your father filmed a video of you being born, and that video has been stolen.

16) All of your "family vacations" have, in reality, been "family-and-future-boyfriend vacations." Trust me.

17) If somebody wants to find out more information about you by asking for your medical records at the hospital, they won't legally be allowed to (according to the hospital.)

18) You have unknowingly been pregnant multiple times before. I took care of that.

19) I, uh…, I… ha, no never mind.

20) I love yo-ehh.. ha. no- not on here.

21) I love you.

22) I said that I love you.

23) I SAID THAT I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

24) GOD DAMMIT! WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WRONG? PLEASE! PLEASE TELL ME! HOW CAN I FIX THIS IF YOU WON'T FUCKING SPEAK TO ME? HOW CAN I MAKE YOU LOVE ME? HOW CAN I FUCKING MAKE YOU LOVE ME??????

25) Your favorite ice cream topping is crushed Oreos.