According to a fortune cookie, life to me is a dashing and bold adventure.
I can't help but think there was a mix-up, and somewhere out there Indiana Jones is opening up a cookie that says "You talk about poop too frequently."
My profile picture? Not taken on halloween. That's my uniform. You know, for work. I can't really get to specific on details, but I can mention that it involves fighting costumed villains and using cool cars.