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Member Since: October 14th, 2006

STOP CHECKING YOUR CELL PHONE.

picture STOP CHECKING YOUR CELL PHONE.

Every camera should come with this picture already on it.

picture Every camera should come with this picture already on it.

Liked on Tuesday, June 24th 2008

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Welcome to the S.B. b*tch.

picture Welcome to the S.B. b*tch.

"Dad, why aren't you taking the picture?"

picture "Dad, why aren't you taking the picture?"

I've learned to get my forms signed before eating at White Castle.

picture I've learned to get my forms signed before eating at White Castle.

Whatever happened to that town where the high school kid became mayor?

picture Whatever happened to that town where the high school kid became mayor?

Come on mom, we're going to take a nice picture for once.

picture Come on mom, we're going to take a nice picture for once.

picture Oh. My. God.

It's not what it looks like, he's a pornographic ventriloquist.

picture It's not what it looks like, he's a pornographic ventriloquist.

Two great pictures in one!

picture Two great pictures in one!

I wonder if they can make a fireplace out of an elbow. Now THAT would be something.

picture I wonder if they can make a fireplace out of an elbow. Now THAT would be something.

You do the math.

picture You do the math.

Still only half as good as four girls making out on eight kegs.

picture Still only half as good as four girls making out on eight kegs.

This is exactly how much boob you can show and still technically be considered sideboob. Even one more boob molecule would send this picture to r-rated.

picture This is exactly how much boob you can show and still technically be considered sideboob. Even one more boob molecule would send this picture to r-rated.

Check out that bawdy floral arrangement. It really cheapens the whole atmosphere.

picture Check out that bawdy floral arrangement. It really cheapens the whole atmosphere.

Hot. Any questions?

picture Hot. Any questions?

"McDonalds employee grabbing a couple winks in the bathroom. He didn't wash his hands before returning to work."

picture "McDonalds employee grabbing a couple winks in the bathroom. He didn't wash his hands before returning to work."

If you think that's nice, you should see the gator we caught with it. Majestic.

picture If you think that's nice, you should see the gator we caught with it. Majestic.

CollegeHumor is making posters!

picture CollegeHumor is making posters!

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