"Is that show 'The Amazing Race' about white people?"
-Zach Galifinakis
October 14th, 2006
Man, I'm bored. I wish I could drive, or maybe do something that would relieve my boredom and make me less inhibited. Drink some magic liquid, maybe; ah, what a crazy dream. Oh, oh, wait! Dude! V …
Because you're doing it wrong. Well, it hurts.I think you're tearing my penis skin off. Why are your hands made of sandpaper? It's a humid day. Do you want to use some of my moisturiz …
1. Dump her 2. Start dating local community college freshman 3. Start argument 4. Use big words
New Year's Eve is almost upon us once again, which can mean only one thing – going out to all the sweet bars in your hometown with your sweet friends who you totally still like and didn' …
Let's face it. There are certain jokes that were funny or clever when they were thought up, but just get old after a few years of overuse and deadpan abuse (I'm a poet and I didn't even …
So you've finally figured out why the hottie in your calc class won't come study in your dorm room. It's not because of your acne, lack of personality, her chest puppies the size of h …
Hey, you! How are you? Great, great. Yeah, I'm doing great, just heading over to the gym to work on the guns. Haha, yeah I know it hasn't been cool to call my arms guns since before we were …
