Frequently Asked Questions:

-Mortimer, how did you get so witty???
Practice, practice, practice.
-Does commenting on CH get you laid???
What do you think??? uh yeah.
-Do you think you sometimes over thread on CH???
Uh, I think I'm more of a cross stitch kind guy.
-What do you think you'll do once you get a life???
Probably spend less time on CH.