Matt Olson

Member Since: October 18th, 2006

picture triple kiss

Didn't your parents ever talk to you about the firefighters, the schoolgirls, and the bees?

picture Didn't your parents ever talk to you about the firefighters, the schoolgirls, and the bees?

The girls want to be with the girls.

picture The girls want to be with the girls.

I've been to Paris and seen the Eiffel Tower - this picture is a million times better.

picture I've been to Paris and seen the Eiffel Tower - this picture is a million times better.

Wii Sports, truly the greatest game of all time.

picture Wii Sports, truly the greatest game of all time.

Breasts, the ultimate pocket.

picture Breasts, the ultimate pocket.

You know, a wise man once said, "Girl, you looks good, won't you back that azz up"

picture You know, a wise man once said, "Girl, you looks good, won't you back that azz up"

Hold on...Did you just eat peanut butter? Gross.

picture Hold on...Did you just eat peanut butter? Gross.

"For the last fucking time dude, can I borrow a DVD?!"

picture "For the last fucking time dude, can I borrow a DVD?!"

Marissa Miller sleeps naked, do you?

picture Marissa Miller sleeps naked, do you?

Liked on Monday, June 4th 2007

Sexual Harrassment Employee Video

video Sexual Harrassment Employee Video

The joke is on you, I don't care if I lose the beer pong game.

picture The joke is on you, I don't care if I lose the beer pong game.

Marissa Miller's so hot, I would eat a handful of her hair.

picture Marissa Miller's so hot, I would eat a handful of her hair.

"Nice Ass contest pic from FSU if the contest is still going." It's not but whatever.

picture "Nice Ass contest pic from FSU if the contest is still going." It's not but whatever.

Someone get Marissa Miller an ipod shuffle.

picture Someone get Marissa Miller an ipod shuffle.

"My candidate for 'hottest girl ever' (I smell a new contest)"

picture "My candidate for 'hottest girl ever' (I smell a new contest)"

The non-Jessica-Simpson was this young woman, Marisa Miller.

picture The non-Jessica-Simpson was this young woman, Marisa Miller.

Summer called. He said "Everybody get the fuck ready, I'm coming," and hung up.

picture Summer called. He said "Everybody get the fuck ready, I'm coming," and hung up.

I find your dowry of three sheep acceptable, you may marry my daughter.

picture I find your dowry of three sheep acceptable, you may marry my daughter.

If this isn't Jessica Simpson, it should be.

picture If this isn't Jessica Simpson, it should be.

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