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			<title>Ben Affleck’s Marriage-Ending Oscar Speech</title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2013 14:41:06 -0500</pubDate>
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	<p><em>They cut it off during the Oscars broadcast, but during his Argo acceptance speech last night, Ben Affleck...]]></description>
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			<title>Tears of an Angel</title>
			<pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2012 23:57:32 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>CollegeHumor Staff's Favorite Internet Video: Dan Gurewitch</title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 16:57:27 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><strong>British Punch</strong></p>

	<p>British Punch will always have a place in my heart, because it might be the only Internet video in which it&#039;s not the violence that&#039;s funny, but the grammar. The person who posted the video slowed it down so you could watch the punch again in slow-motion, not realizing that it was the British kid&#039;s wondrously baffling use of the present per...]]></description>
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			<title>Charlie Sheen vs. Ron Burgundy: Who Said It?</title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2011 16:30:35 -0500</pubDate>
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	<p>In the media firestorm surrounding Charlie Sheen&#039;s recent outbursts, we are all left asking the same question: Were those lines delivered by Will Ferrell as his character Ron Burgundy in the feature film &quot;An...]]></description>
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			<title>Important Business Data</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:07:43 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>I Tawt I Taw A Twitter Page</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 11:12:00 -0400</pubDate>
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&quot;Making eggs.&quot; &quot;So tired, <span class="caps">YAWN</span>.&quot; &quot;Going 2 Walgreen&#039;s 2 pick up a diaphragm.&quot; These are just some of the boring tweets you will <span class="caps">NOT</span> find on the <a href="http://www.twitter.com/collegehumor" target="_blank" mce_href="http://www.twitter.com/collegehumor"><b>CollegeHumor Staff Twitter Page</b></a>. So click that link and follow us! Each staff member contributes personal tweets, and we also keep it updated with links to our favorite videos, articles and pictures. It&#039;s just another way to stay close to us without having to dress up as a bush with sunglasses.<br  />...]]></description>
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			<title>The CollegeHumor Show: Season Finale This Sunday</title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 14:34:34 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><div class="media"><div class="embed left"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/e/2/collegehumor.98e4907e30b73a27cd7e67f205bb859e.jpg" width="150" height="112"  /></div></div><a target="_blank" mce_href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=55705309122&ref=nf" href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=55705309122&ref=nf"><b>This Sunday at 9:30/8:30c</b></a> marks the sixth and final episode of this season of <i>The CollegeHumor Show</i> on <span class="caps">MTV</span>. It&#039;s called &quot;Armageddon&quot; and it features such spectacles as Sam in war paint and Jake in the buff.<br  />...]]></description>
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			<title>Epic Burn</title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 10:49:30 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>Every day, the anonymity granted by the Internet flips the a-hole switch for thousands of otherwise decent humans. My coworkers and I have developed thick skins, but we never stop wondering what motivates certain commenters to unleash such brutal tirades, determined to sprinkle everyone else&#039;s perfectly good Internet salad with sh*t pepper. We just can&#039;t get inside their heads&#133; until now.<br  />...]]></description>
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			<title>CollegeHumor All-Nighter: We Did It</title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 08:27:11 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<div class="media"><div class="embed left"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/0/e/collegehumor.f98fa9001c81f0b054451e6e31c10ecf.jpg" width="150" height="158"  /></div></div>In case you missed it, the CollegeHumor editorial staff just pulled an all-nighter in an act of solidarity with those of you who are studying for finals. We challenged ourselves to stay awake in the office from 9:00 last night to 9:00 this morning, and in that time, to brainstorm and produce ten comedy videos. Not only did we survive, we hit our mark. In doing so, we had a lot of fun, and we hope you did too.
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			<title>In A World Where Things Turned Out Differently</title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:29:02 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><i><div class="media"><div class="embed left"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/2/c/collegehumor.efbbac727b67177728725a0c082d9673.jpg" width="150" height="107"  /></div></div><span class="caps">THE</span> <span class="caps">YEAR</span>: 2019. </i><i>Dale is playing Virtual Boy 6 when Chris rolls through the door.</i><br  />
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<b>Chris:</b> Hey bro! Sorry about this. There were so many PT Cruisers outside I couldn&#039;t find a place to park my Segway.<br  />...]]></description>
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			<title>The CHTV Podcast Will Rock Your Face</title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 17:58:26 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>I Have an Idea That Will Solve Everything</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 18:03:08 -0500</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><div class="media"><div class="embed center"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/5/6/collegehumor.64fbff7583679c6637613726b957b864.jpg" width="336" height="159"  /></div></div>With the presidential elections looming just a horse pregnancy away, the candidates are ignoring the real problems and instead focusing on the same old divisive issues, from gun control to which <em>Back to the Future</em> film is the best (&ldquo;3, and f*ck all of you.&rdquo; &ndash;Mitt Romney, 9/21/07).<br  />...]]></description>
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			<title>CollegeHumor's New Facebook Page</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 10:04:21 -0500</pubDate>
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<br   />Sometimes people come up to me and they say &quot;Dan, I F-ing love CollegeHumor. If I had a genie, I&#039;d wish you had an awesome new <a href="http://syr.facebook.com/profile.php?id=6363207806&ref=nf">fan page on Facebook</a>, with the following attributes:&quot;<br  />...]]></description>
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			<title>Where's The Party At?</title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 09:58:10 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Trick-or-Treating Guide</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 14:15:31 -0400</pubDate>
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<br   />Where to go, and what to expect when you get there:<strong><br  />
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			<title>Re-Enacting Garfield With My Cat</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2007 11:41:33 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><div class="media"><div class="embed center"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/5/a/collegehumor.2a9e0555ea2c9101fac937baf9314975.jpg" width="336" height="99"  /></div></div><br  />
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			<title>Your Textbooks Rewritten as Erotic Novels II</title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2007 16:18:31 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<div style="margin: 0pt 0pt 20px; display: block; clear: both;"><div class="media"><div class="embed left"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/a/c/collegehumor.469b558aedb84966cd25f3fc64d1c7f9.jpg" width="150" height="247"  /></div></div> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="caps">EARTH</span> <span class="caps">SCIENCE</span>: </span>The melting ice trickled down the mountain&rsquo;s spine, at once cool and warm, the sensation causing the mountain to gasp sublimated water vapor. The sun beat down on the trees, and the trees reveled in the sweet intersection of pain and pleasure, beginning to sweat. &ldquo;Evapotranspiration,&rdquo; whispered the sun, soft yet in control. The trees&rsquo; sweat droplets condensed, clinging to each other in a hazy airborne dance of lust. The clouds grew in the sky, trembling slightly, the tension unbearable &ndash; then, with a roar, they precipitated. Mother Nature got up to clean herself off, ready to start again.</div><div style="margin: 0pt 0pt 20px; display: block; clear: both;"><div class="media"><div class="embed left"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/7/8/collegehumor.ed2347d737ff9d2c5de17108fb1d12f7.jpg" width="150" height="220"  />...]]></description>
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			<title>Coldplay's Chris Martin: Extraterrestrial</title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 17:04:37 -0400</pubDate>
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<br   /><strong>(A) </strong>You and me are drifting into outer space<br  />
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			<title>The Universal Freshman Class Syllabus</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 17:30:16 -0400</pubDate>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 14:38:33 -0400</pubDate>
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