Alan

Alan

About Me
I like long walks on the beach...
Member Since
October 21st, 2006
Website
http://alancassinelli.tumblr.com
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG picture EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG
From all the way down under, a UTE (whatever the hell that is) converted into a mobile mini fridge/dead hooker transport unit. picture From all the way down under, a UTE (whatever the hell that is) converted into a mobile mini fridge/dead hooker transport unit.
A seven pound burrito bomb. picture A seven pound burrito bomb.
"The best 50 cents I ever spent." picture "The best 50 cents I ever spent."
You must get some interesting stories working as an undercover Texas Alcohol and Beverage Commission Officer. picture You must get some interesting stories working as an undercover Texas Alcohol and Beverage Commission Officer.
"I found out that I could order all the boxes and stickers I wanted from the USPS website for free, including free shipping. So I ordered 25 thin square boxes and 10 triangle tubes and built a bar for my dorm room. It's made entirely from boxes and sticke picture "I found out that I could order all the boxes and stickers I wanted from the USPS website for free, including free shipping. So I ordered 25 thin square boxes and 10 triangle tubes and built a bar for my dorm room. It's made entirely from boxes and sticke
Commented on Friday, November 10th 2006
Backwards Bowler video Backwards Bowler
Commented on Friday, November 10th 2006
MTV's "Yo Momma: Nerd Edition" article MTV's "Yo Momma: Nerd Edition"

by Dan Gurewitch on

Someone's been watching too much The Office. picture Someone's been watching too much The Office.
"An old guy hit her parked car, which hit my parked car, which hit my boyfriends car... all while in front of an insurance building." picture "An old guy hit her parked car, which hit my parked car, which hit my boyfriends car... all while in front of an insurance building."
COOL KIDS ALERT! "We got really bored so we spent an evening riding the elevator. We had two chairs a laptop a deck of cards and a sign in sheet." picture COOL KIDS ALERT! "We got really bored so we spent an evening riding the elevator. We had two chairs a laptop a deck of cards and a sign in sheet."
Commented on Monday, November 6th 2006
CH Poll Top 25 - November 6 article CH Poll Top 25 - November 6

by Amir Blumenfeld on

The three douchebags. Our costumes were too good. picture The three douchebags. Our costumes were too good.
"I dressed as Stephen Colbert for Halloween. I made a way too elaborate "C" shaped desk. I used twine and safety pins to keep it suspended around me all night. Also, I held The Word sign up all night. That is, until I passed out on my couch." picture "I dressed as Stephen Colbert for Halloween. I made a way too elaborate "C" shaped desk. I used twine and safety pins to keep it suspended around me all night. Also, I held The Word sign up all night. That is, until I passed out on my couch."
Commented on Sunday, November 5th 2006
Drunk-O-Vision article Drunk-O-Vision

by Streeter Seidell on

Harlem Globetrotters costumes. picture Harlem Globetrotters costumes.
Anatomically correct Winne the Pooh picture Anatomically correct Winne the Pooh
Commented on Friday, October 27th 2006
Stuff You Don't Care About But Will Help You Get Laid article Stuff You Don't Care About But Will Help You Get Laid

by Sarah Schneider on

Truth-O-Lantern. picture Truth-O-Lantern.