Self indulgent and sadistic. This 5'9, blond haired, blue eyed little he-man is out to "get some." Doomed to traveling the everyman's route in life, he leaves a path of destruction and chaos behind him anywhere he goes. "Knock Knock, who is it? It's Drew Bagels with a 40ouncer and a molotov cocktail, open up, somebodies getting pregnant!"