CollegeHumor: Mike Milo http://www.collegehumor.com/user/149210 Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/907278 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/907278/a-sober-look-at-beerpong-sign-ups A Sober Look At Beerpong Sign-ups Mon, 16 Apr 2007 02:43:02 -0400

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What are you watching, dear? Oh my! Those women certainly aren’t being very prudent in their choice of dress. A nice girl wouldn’t show so much skin – and why are they twisting around like that? And with those – what do they want to be called now – afromericans? Oh dearie, please, they just look so promiscuous…
...]]> /article/841551 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/841551/tour-groups Tour Groups Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:13:11 -0400 The jingle of keys in fanny-packs, the smell of old people, and your College’s corporate logo – er, “emblem” – plastered on the front of plastic tote-bags. Must be time for campus tours again! I don’t mind the crowds of gawking parents and bored high-schoolers, until I get stuck behind one as they’re walking past [some building] and the leader pauses and spouts [some fact] on [something that nobody cares about]. Who would have guessed that Johnson Hall was named after some guy named Johnson? Now I’m late for class: damn you, tour group!

A small list of things I’d like to do around tour groups but never had the guts (or number of people necessary) to pull off. If you’ve ever been caught behind one, you know what I mean.


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    ...]]> /article/639368 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/639368/proposed-additions-to-websters-college-dictionary Proposed Additions To Webster's College Dictionary Sat, 17 Feb 2007 20:18:56 -0500

    Procrasturbation – n  (Procrasturbate – v)

    1.  Masturbation to avoid work.

    Usage:  "I'm sorry, procrasturbation is not a valid excuse for turning in a project two days late."

    … See also:  Mathturbation

    Mess Entropy – n

    1.  The tendency of mess to occupy all space available to it.
    ...]]> /picture/249785 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/249785/party-foul---thats-not-his-drink Party foul - that's not his drink Tue, 09 Jan 2007 15:43:52 -0500 /picture/160549 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/160549/but-youre-the-one-driving-away But you're the one driving away... Wed, 01 Nov 2006 00:59:58 -0500 /picture/90946 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/90946/the-most-dedicated-that-guy-ever The most dedicated That Guy ever Sat, 10 Jun 2006 10:01:25 -0400