They Call Me: MF

About Me: Ever since i was a little boy, people have enjoyed the sound of my voice. I figure ya either get busy talkin, or you get busy dyin
Member Since: October 29th, 2006

Website: http://www.collegehumor.com

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Van

picture Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Van

An ode to bad movies.

picture An ode to bad movies.

I don't know about that, bloody and splintered fingernails is what makes America great. USA! USA! USA!

picture I don't know about that, bloody and splintered fingernails is what makes America great. USA! USA! USA!

Be completely still. That way she won't notice us.

picture Be completely still. That way she won't notice us.

You could probably get away with paying in Monopoly money.

picture You could probably get away with paying in Monopoly money.

Pedobot is VERY good at disguises.

picture Pedobot is VERY good at disguises.

That's the last time I hire an Amish plumber.

picture That's the last time I hire an Amish plumber.

The wise old owl will not lend you his notes again, man.

picture The wise old owl will not lend you his notes again, man.

"Beauty is a curse on the world." -- Niptuck, Season 2.

picture "Beauty is a curse on the world." -- Niptuck, Season 2.

The best part? The owner only threw a stick.

picture The best part? The owner only threw a stick.

"Also, could you cover your dog in butter?"

picture "Also, could you cover your dog in butter?"

Jeez, try asking nicely, motorcycle.

picture Jeez, try asking nicely, motorcycle.

Come on, Urban Dictionary, I thought we were friends. Remember when you explained what a Dirty Sanchez was?

picture Come on, Urban Dictionary, I thought we were friends. Remember when you explained what a Dirty Sanchez was?

I can't believe all this time I was eating non-deep-fried butter.

picture I can't believe all this time I was eating non-deep-fried butter.

There real question is why isn't everyone trucking around a giant metal blade?

picture There real question is why isn't everyone trucking around a giant metal blade?

Pilgrim Chair Girl. How far back does she go?!?

picture Pilgrim Chair Girl. How far back does she go?!?

Chair Lady 'round the world!

picture Chair Lady 'round the world!

The Packers finally replaced Brett Favre.

picture The Packers finally replaced Brett Favre.

Streeter was kind enough to submit the second Chair Lady remix (Keep reading or click below to download the image and submit your own, if you dare!)

picture Streeter was kind enough to submit the second Chair Lady remix (Keep reading or click below to download the image and submit your own, if you dare!)

I'm not sure you really "get" Baby Einstein. It's been pretty vital to the development of infantcore.

picture I'm not sure you really "get" Baby Einstein. It's been pretty vital to the development of infantcore.

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