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Rupert Stilinsk

About Me: I think people who obsess over beer pong are douchebags. I think people who say, "owned," "pwn3d," or any derivative of those words, are douchebags. I think guys who drink vodka are douchebags; especially if it's fruit flavored vodka.

If you're spending your time making snowmen fucking, making a custom beer pong tables, putting post it notes all over your friends' cars, trying to "pwn" people, or fighting for that 1st post spot on any collegehumor material, you're making a mockery of the college experience.

Go to a bar. Drink because you want to get fucked up, not because a ping pong ball just landed in your beer. If you feel like making something, make a baby all up in some skanky college chick, not a custom painted and lit table. If you want to play a prank on your buddy, don't put 100,000 post-it notes on his car; slash his tires; it's quicker, and besides, wasting all that time with post-its is more of a prank on yourself than anyone else.

You will no doubt tell me that I am the douchebag, or perhaps that I am weak-sauce and that beer pong "pwns," but just remember, I don't care what you think. I hate you all.
Member Since: October 31st, 2006