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Sean Connors

About Me: I think itching is a poor man's orgasm. In order: sensation, intensification, release, relief.

Sensation: You and you're partner (the itchy spot) are starting foreplay. Partner starts rubbing you and it makes you feel strange inside. Not uncomfortable, just warm and anxious. It starts off slow so as to not scare you but just eases into it to make both of you more comfortable.

Intensification: As we all know, we get ahead of ourselves, and your partner is no different, they start moving faster and faster intensifying the build up of feeling inside of you till you can hardly take it anymore.

Release: You climax in a tornado of clawing finger nails.

Relief: A soft sigh and a smile on your face. You relax your body to a comfortable position and feel the warmth inside of you glow.

Then you have an awkward silence and look to see if you made your partner bleed.
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