Zach

About Me: I was born to Roseanne and Dan Connor in Lanford, Illinois in February 1987. I was born 6 years after that punk bitch DJ and was adopted to a different middle class family in southern Illinois that did NOT win the lottery in the late 90s.
Member Since: November 3rd, 2006

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It would be cool if they Photoshopped it so one of them was fading from the picture.

picture It would be cool if they Photoshopped it so one of them was fading from the picture.

"World's Drunkest Chia Pet"

picture "World's Drunkest Chia Pet"

Sometimes I wonder if there is life in other parts of the universe. Then I stop wondering and resume looking at the girls making out on this planet.

picture Sometimes I wonder if there is life in other parts of the universe. Then I stop wondering and resume looking at the girls making out on this planet.

What about dimes? They're small.

picture What about dimes? They're small.

Wow, with the hands there, these polls kind of look like...

picture Wow, with the hands there, these polls kind of look like...

This guy's room is now incredibly sterile.

picture This guy's room is now incredibly sterile.

That does the complete OPPOSITE of what toilet paper is supposed to do.

picture That does the complete OPPOSITE of what toilet paper is supposed to do.

Hey everybody, look at me!

picture Hey everybody, look at me!

The best damn Mario and Luigi

picture The best damn Mario and Luigi

I am greatful grapefruit

picture I am greatful grapefruit

What's the worst beer you've ever drank?

picture What's the worst beer you've ever drank?

That he's dead only makes it more metal.

picture That he's dead only makes it more metal.

Quick Robin, to the beer cave! Oh, you're not 21 yet...

picture Quick Robin, to the beer cave! Oh, you're not 21 yet...

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