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ND09

ND09

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ND09 is a broad, bushy, deciduous college student which grows slowly to a height and spread of 25 to 30 feet, with one or several trunks. Robs are inclined to spread and grow quickly. Their open habit and attractive foliage make them valuable ornamentals. Under favorable conditions Robs live and produce for centuries.

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November 3rd, 2006

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