Samtastic

Samtastic

About Me

I am man enough to wear a KILT. Enough said.

Member Since

November 14th, 2006

Contributions

The speed limit is for noobs.

Picture The speed limit is for noobs.

"...the new law also requires all "bad guys" to display the same thing to avoid any wrongful arrests."

Picture "...the new law also requires all "bad guys" to display the same thing to avoid any wrongful arrests."

I love these new realistic video games

Picture I love these new realistic video games

Did Jesus read the bible?

Picture Did Jesus read the bible?

Found this in a vending machine in Barca, Spain

Picture Found this in a vending machine in Barca, Spain

Look what I can do

Picture Look what I can do

Picture Little Lohan

and your point is.....

Picture and your point is.....

'Kill... me....'

Picture 'Kill... me....'

Is the giraffe flying or is the plane crashing?

Picture Is the giraffe flying or is the plane crashing?

Windmill says what?

Picture Windmill says what?

Somewhere in there is a girl name Dorothy

Picture Somewhere in there is a girl name Dorothy

Picture YEAWWWWWW!

Does anyone remember I R BABOON?

Picture Does anyone remember I R BABOON?

Can pumpkins rebound?

Picture Can pumpkins rebound?

It's only gay if you make eye contact

Picture It's only gay if you make eye contact

Velcro to secure my laces, and a stain to secure my awesomeness.

Picture Velcro to secure my laces, and a stain to secure my awesomeness.

Two seconds later, he killed everyone.

Picture Two seconds later, he killed everyone.

"Apparently this is some sort of Greek god. It was in every tourist shop in the country."

Picture "Apparently this is some sort of Greek god. It was in every tourist shop in the country."

Ever since I remember I've been poppin' my collar.

Picture Ever since I remember I've been poppin' my collar.

Who threw the ice ball?

Picture Who threw the ice ball?

The perfect THAT GUY photo

Picture The perfect THAT GUY photo

Show me your sexy face

Picture Show me your sexy face