I have to drink to have a good time. i like to have a good time all the time. so i have to drink all the time.
November 16th, 2006
Beer pong and pro wrestling are the only two sports where distractions are legal.
If there's a nuclear war the last survivors will be the cockroaches and the girls making out.
He took some clothes out of my closet first, so i took everything out of his closet, and dressers, and dirty laundry, and all of his roomates, and filled his room for payback.