Jordan Hall

Never insult another woman's plumber.

From CH Staff

Sometimes Mario and Luigi have to earn their coins.

Teach a girl how to play, and she'll teach you how to love.

It's the Mudbloods vs. the Mud... Crips.

When there was only one place for the piece to go... that's when He carried you.

Your night out anthem becomes your morning after anthem.

Watch this enough times, you might just get in shape.

You can't spell "sensual" without "SMS."

It's what you don't see that frightens you the most.

Now you know. Get on with your life.

Live with drawings on your face or die. Make your choice.

This guy really blows at avenging.

This summer, fear controls you.

They vant to... get along.

He who smelled it, spelled it.

You can't imprison the truth.

Digital pets. Real bitterness.

Not even if he was the first man on Earth.

The sex position that changed history.

The worst part of a glowing orb that contains the collected knowledge of human history? Tech support.