"I hope you can see this because I am doing it as hard as I can."
I get drunk at the wrong times, embarrass myself and others around me, and write stories of my adventures. I want to be the Dean Koentz of Tucker Max someday; only with more tattoos and smokes a lot.
December 3rd, 2006
Some girls we knew threw a birthday party for their kid that just turned 1 year old, after the kid left we started drinking and got hungry.