Patrick Cassels

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Patrick Cassels

About Me
Patrick Cassels was born in Poughkeepsie, NY, which is like Paris but with way less museums and way more condemned shopping malls. He studied at SUNY Purchase College in Westchester and joined CollegeHumor in 2007. In his free time, Patrick writes about action movies, discontinued sodas and other vital topics for the Internet.
Member Since
December 5th, 2006
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The Emoticonical Shakespeare article The Emoticonical Shakespeare

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| 34 comments | February 16, 2007
"24" Hero Jack Bauer Races to Prevent a Party Foul article "24" Hero Jack Bauer Races to Prevent a Party Foul

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| 31 comments | February 08, 2007
Kate Winslet Was A Surprisingly Annoying Date article Kate Winslet Was A Surprisingly Annoying Date

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| 34 comments | February 03, 2007
As a Cub Reporter, Clark Kent's Journalism Lacked Objectivity article As a Cub Reporter, Clark Kent's Journalism Lacked Objectivity

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| 23 comments | January 31, 2007
Nine Facts I Learned in 1999 by Listening to LFO's "Summer Girls" article Nine Facts I Learned in 1999 by Listening to LFO's "Summer Girls"

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| 51 comments | January 26, 2007
Famously Inaccurate Quotations article Famously Inaccurate Quotations

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| 34 comments | January 26, 2007
An Overzealous Welcome Back from the English Department article An Overzealous Welcome Back from the English Department

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| 44 comments | January 23, 2007
Henry James Watches a Late-Night "Girls Gone Wild" Infomercial article Henry James Watches a Late-Night "Girls Gone Wild" Infomercial

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| 23 comments | January 18, 2007
"Rocky" Characters the Stallion Should Have Fought article "Rocky" Characters the Stallion Should Have Fought

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| 29 comments | January 11, 2007
Theater Trivia Slides for Film Students article Theater Trivia Slides for Film Students

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| 46 comments | January 08, 2007
Notes From My Roommate, William Carlos Williams article Notes From My Roommate, William Carlos Williams

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| 67 comments | December 29, 2006
Lines From Alanis Morissette's "Ironic," Modified to Actually Make them Ironic article Lines From Alanis Morissette's "Ironic," Modified to Actually Make them Ironic

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| 79 comments | December 26, 2006
Syllabus for Archeology 101 with Dr. Indiana Jones article Syllabus for Archeology 101 with Dr. Indiana Jones

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| 33 comments | December 18, 2006
Great American Films: The Unrated and Out of Control DVDs article Great American Films: The Unrated and Out of Control DVDs

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| 2 comments | December 14, 2006
The Riddler Gets Lazy article The Riddler Gets Lazy

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| 42 comments | December 12, 2006
A Few Things Before Winter Recess article A Few Things Before Winter Recess

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| 33 comments | December 11, 2006
The Gospel According To Jesse article The Gospel According To Jesse

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| 61 comments | December 07, 2006
The Facebook Mini-Feed of Rene Descartes article The Facebook Mini-Feed of Rene Descartes

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| 60 comments | December 05, 2006